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Our route through Tajikistan on way to Mongolia on Big Trip includes Pamir Highway

Tajikistan begins

Tuesday 25th June 2013

We have to be out of Uzbekistan today, but we don’t really want to. Shower in a box comes in handy. Crowd of men and youths come out of local houses to have a nose. Somehow our steering wheel makes everybody laugh. The Landie is full of dust, everything is dirty and we chew grit. Hilde has a clean white top on, I brought nothing white. A young man thrusts a warm flat bread in to my hand, but he will not accept payment thrust into his. It is delicious. Eat prison breakfast, bread and water. Drive out of compound,7.30am, into a bustling town. We are now really on the steppes of Central Asia. It is fantastic. People have darker skin and their eyes are becoming narrower. Everyone who smiles or talks to us flashes a mouthful of gold. We see dozens of rollers and LBJ’s with crested heads. Can you look them up for us Martin please? The plains roll away, animals are being grazed and wheat harvested by hand.

We get stopped by road check point. They look at papers and say we are not allowed to go this way. All look at maps. They want us to go back to junction with road to Afghanistan, go done it to Tebriz, back up again. We have not got time. Want to be through border this morning, gain half a day. Guard makes a phone call. He does not refuse money thrust into his hand. Result. First time we had to bribe in 8000kms. Travel on some fantastic tarmac. Drive through bustling markets, saw a little boy going to school and two large colleges. All the rivers are dry, just stoney beds. Bottled water for sale all along roadside, large water melons and bread.

Arrive at border by 10.20 am. Good mornings drive. Blimey, even I break into discussion about Manchester United now. Tim finds a solitary City supporter. Boy offers to wash car, tragic waste of precious water me thinks. Tim and Atle negotiate a diesel deal. Cheeky boys hang onto doors, took their photos. Best not take picture of shepherd’s hut here though. We wait, in heat in car. Tim says this is the first time it would be an advantage for him to wear a wedding ring, they expect to see him with one. I said we should get him one, and he agreed. Tim and Atle talk to Tajik man who has lived in Norway, and bought a LT registered car in Italy. Swop contact details. We ask about GBAO pass for Norwegians. He lives in Dushanbe, we can follow him and he will help. So that blind beggar has been miraculously cured. Praise be. People in car in front start clearing boot. Hope we don’t have to clear car.

Have slight scare over currency. Had to plead ignorance, refill form and say sorry. Then Uzbek lady was lovely. Chatted to Turkish driver, everyone was helpful and smiling. Haven’t seen carbon paper for a long time. Don’t know temp, bit we all melting. Get into Tajikistan at 13.12, just under three hours. Don’t think Atle will be able to get his GBAO permit today, we will find a hotel, rest, get clean and have a nice meal out in Dushanbe.

Just heard from Cornlanders. They are off to the mountains, looking for bears. Great to hear from family, we have a free afternoon, so may have chance to Skype. Tim has just admitted, I’d there was a swimming pool he would jump in. Poor boy, he must be hot.

Paddy fields, straw hats, snow capped mountains, more dust but new roads are being built. Large industrial plant belching acrid smoke. Ice cold rivers from mountains. Chocking on lorry fumes, we can’t get passed. Everywhere there is water, the children are glistening. Stones mark central reservation. Lorry spraying water on road to lay the dust. Onions and apples for sale. Man walking over river on pipe. Tim excited when he see land Rover Discovery 4. People waiting at bus stops, but I see no buses.

Back into a big capital city. Trolley buses. Large apartment blocks, and more being built. Good to be arriving in daylight. Range Rover Evoke, whatever next. Shady boulevades. Wedding boutiques. Parks and fountains and monuments. Arrive at Hotel Tajikistan, full of UN delegates. Our cars are dirtier than theirs.

The Red Cross Discovery parked next to us has a No Guns sticker on windows. Walk into swankiest hotel in the capital of Tajikistan looking like extras from Crocodile Dundee, and we most probably smell a little too. Never mind, our money is as good as anyone’s. Go to bar. I do not feel too good, so go for a lie down. Mr Fix It takes Tim and Atle to get their GBAO and it is sorted instantly. Mr Fix It now Atle’s NBF.

All scrub up well and put our glad rags on. Hilde spoils her sophisticated ensemble by sticking cartoon plasters on her mossie bites. Go out for very disappointing Lebanese dinner, the local wine especially. Did I mention the Belly Dancer? Atle says she is a local girl just jigging about the room. All desperate for down time, but we haven’t got space in our schedule in Tajikistan. Also, suddenly realised that we have hardly spent a moment on our own for weeks, need to build in some me time. All admit to fears before starting out, and none of us thought we would make it, even this far. But we have, bit battered and bruised, but know a lot more about ourself now. Hear 4 lads talking English, but taxi arrives so no time to talk.

We are all extremely tired and head to our rooms. Face time Esme and Claire, want to find out what Esme thought of her new teacher, Mrs Hill. She wouldn’t tell anyone, so we just nattered anyway. Texted Rachel who was still at uni, got her reply in the morning. Very hard beds.

Pamir Highway here we come

Wednesday 26th June 2013

Pamir Highway, here we come

 

Well, three out of the four of us have upset stomachs. Guess which one could still eat curry for breakfast? (Metaphorically speaking). Atle mends his fan, we clear out rubbish from car. Throw out 3 eggs from home, milk, courgettes, onions and potatoes from Austria. Found melted chocolate, put in fridge as we may need it later. Should have started our anti malaria tablets two days ago. Oh well, start them now. Stock up on water, fizzy drinks and water melon. Might feel like eating some this evening. Tried to ask stall holder if she baked the bread herself, but still none the wiser. Arms keep sticking to storage box, so cover with towel. Unfastened my trousers to relieve pressure on my stomach, hope I don’t do a Margaret!!!

Choose the longer, quicker route to get to Chorug, but may not get there today after late start. Drive out of Dusanbe, the heat is really intense. Road surface is smooth, and we are all very grateful. See little brushes for sale on side of road, may stop and buy one. Tajikistan has better relationships with Russia, so diesel is easily available. Take picture of Tajik boy who sold us some Sprite. His friends join him, and hold Tajik flag in front of them. Guy walking along with hat made our of a few twigs with leaves on. Cow eating grass on a grave, needs must. Just driven through Boston, must be travelling faster than we thought.

Climbing steeply already. Stop to check temp of Hildefender. Tim wants to leave me in car with faulty hand brake on big hill. He might not need that new wedding ring if he does. Lada with double wardrobe on roof. Breakdown lorry helping stranded motorist at top of big climb. Every now and then, people have scratch out a bit of dirt and planted a few tomatoes, sun flowers …… Taking regular sips of water. Use your engine braking, as the signs say in France.

It could be cold at night on the highway. We have invented a new tongue twister – we have packed our soft shelled fleeces. Thank you all the Turkish road crews who built this road. People walking up !!!! Road side food smells delicious. Off-road to take photos of hydro electric lake. 100m round the corner is a picnic spot. 8% climb ahead, tarmac intermittent now, so eating dust. Shah Shah tunnel 2232m long. Drive slowly Tim, it is dark, and cool and shady. Feeling a bit better, sip some Coke. Steady on Daisy, don’t step out. Signs say Emergency exit point = failure brake of car. Sphincter muscle failure in any language. 42 degrees.

More people riding horses than we have seen before. Beautiful foal trotting behind its mum. Can’t waste drinking water to clean sticky hands or the Coke off my pristine tee shirt. Farmers sifting wheat by hand. (Winnowing?). Westerner with a map, talking to local. Booted Eagle – bootiful. Bit disconcerting the number of Red Cross and UN vehicles we are coming across. Has something kicked off that we don’t know about?

Boy using sparkly bag to shade himself from sun. Why do people in any settlement push their rubbish over a cliff? To keep archeologists in business? Tailor outside his house with old Singer sewing machine.

Cars getting very hot as we continue to climb, so slow down when necessary. Pass camouflaged tanks. We stop. We start again, creeping towards Afghanistan. We both put fan heater on. Atle turns air con off and opens windows. Welcome to our world. Just short of 2,000 m we reach the top. At road check we see four expedition cars, with paying customers. Very cultivated and green on this plateau. We bimble along, soaking up the atmosphere. Donkey carrying raw cotton, as opposed to cooked! Several signs for School Feeding Station, didn’t know Citiserve delivered here. (You have to have worked in Birmingham to get that one)

This is a f***ing amazing drive yells Tim. (sorry Ned). It is. Driving along dried up river beds you can imaging what they are like in spring, with the glacial melt water thundering through. Further along the highway is a lake which was formed by an earthquake, in 1911. If there is another of the same strength, the water would crash down in torrents, as far as Iran. The biggest natural disaster yet.

Cows licking salt from the rocks. We follow a lorry for ages, before getting an opportunity to overtake. Turn a corner AND THERE IS AFGHANISTAN. It looks just as I imagined it would. We off road and take photographs. Are there Taliban watching us now. Hope they don’t think I always wear coke stained tee shirts. Atle makes a phone call. Lorry sneaks past. Landies really in their element, and us. We cut a corner and get in front of lorry. Tajikistan spends 40% of its GDP on protecting its borders against drug running.

Creep down to valley. We have to back up to let lorry through. More Toyota Land Cruiser come up the other way. Advisable to stay on road if you want to avoid the land mines. Bleached Red Hot Pokers. We see a tall watch tower, manned. Get to Tarmac and use 4th gear. The hairs on the back of our necks stand up, as we think thousands of our troops are not far away. Haven’t looked at time, listened to music or measured our progress once today. It has been so thrilling.

Level with river now. Villages on either side. What do these villagers know of the war? Does it impact on their lives. Can the children swim safely? Lots of sums daubed on walls, answers are all wrong. Will have to come back to teach maths. Come to junction, take right turn. Sign saying no lorries, we follow it across a make shift bridge. Splash through stream. Startled donkeys dance in front of car. A new bridge is being built across the river, there is a Tajik flag on our side and an Afghan one on other. A barrier is across the middle a UNESCO tent is near by. Level with river again, very fast flowing. Must find out it’s name, as it flows on to become the biggest river in Central Asia. See first waterfall in weeks. Atle and Hilde must be reminded of home. Tarmac. Afghans on other side, just ordinary shepherds tending their flocks, one on a donkey. Natural features become man made borders. Do Afghan sheep make Afghan wool? Get so close to Afghan it feels as if you could reach out and touch it.

Are these Turkish road workers? We wait whilst they let a lorry come up, TJ car pushes in front of Atle and this makes it hard for the lorry. Lorry honks at car. Footpaths zig-zag down cliffs opposite, to Taliban camps and crossings. Spent so much time eulogising about other side, need to mention this side is as awesome. Young Tijik soldiers taking photos of each other.

So dusty following Atle, we lead. They can keep their windows shut. Get sprayed from waterfall our side. A discarded red headscarf is is the only colour in this rocky landscape.
Tajik soldier with binoculars trained across the gorge. Mind the roundabout, pile of stoned heaped in middle of road. Next road check soldier is putting fuel into tank through plastic bottle. Temperature drops dramatically every time we drop down to the river.

Woman carrying bread the size of lorry wheels on her head. Feeling a bit hungry now, but will be careful what I eat tonight. All the babies being taken out for a walk in the coolness of the evening. Not seen any joggers today.

It’s getting dark now. Huge moths are illuminated by head lights. Youths stroll along, some carrying lights. Stop 2km from village to check out where we can stay. Very exciting. Arrive in Kalaikhum. Crossed a raging tributary and was greeted by man saying Home Stay. You come. We followed him. Rooms on several level, self composting loo and shower with hot water. Large H&S posters educating people in personal hygiene, and how to use ash from burnt clothing to deal with human waste. We are all sleeping on roll mats in single room. Dump our stuff and go to local restaurant. I am ravenous, so have a bowl of delicious soup with barley, meat and veg. Just the job. Atle and Tim have main course of rice, pasta and meat. They say it is delicious. The Mentalist is on TV. Give my beer to Tim, and I drink his green tea.

We try to use satellite phone, but too slow. Chatted with Matt and Rachel, they are running out of time preparing for their expedition. Know the feeling. Clean teeth and climb into liners. Don’t need our soft shelled fleeces. The breeze is cooling, the river crashes just outside the window. We are 200m from Afghanistan, in Tajikistan. Best day’s transportation driving ever.

Pamir Highway – Nearly there

Thursday 27th June 2013

Pamir Highway – nearly there

6am wake up. Can see the scenery now, sheer cliff faces rising above us. Clear morning air. Text from Mike, things from Mum’s house collected. Thanks to all involved. Have hot shower. Sue and Nigel, my birthday present came in very handy. Felt refreshed, and stomach a lot better today. Sit on balcony above river. Watch mountain goats run across ledges high above. Eat breakfast. Green tea, bread, eggs and sausages. Family fuss around us. Marco Polo sheep statues looking out over village. Spit toothpaste down nearly pristine tee shirt from yesterday. Nice look. Some of our clothes may not make it home.

This area very poor. A lot of European aid has been sent, and the Aga Khan Foundation has given money to stave off starvation. It also ensures that traditional music is kept alive. Also, many projects to bring fresh water here. Ten years ago, Tajikistan was the 30th poorest country in the world.

We are just over 9,000km from home. Nobody feels homesick, but we think about you guys from time to time!!!!! Tim asks for water ina large plastic bottle, but his Russian is not very good, and our host take it and keeps it. Oh, well. Villagers gather as we pack and prepare for another hard day’s driving. Our host wants pictures, Internet. Cross eyed boy stands entranced. He is wearing a jumper 2 years too small. We reveres on to road, and loads of people yell at us. Wrong way. Set off well before 8am. We still have over 200km to drive before the start of the Highway and border is over 700km away.

Feel a few spots of rain. Road full of people starting their day. Little girl blows a big pink bubble of gum. Sun trying to break through cloud cover. Don’t try too hard. See Afghan school. Children all sitting under two big tarps. Lens not big enough to see If one was for boys and the other for girls. Do girls go to school in Tajikistan? Must find out. As the journey continues I begin to realise something. When Tim and I were in London arranging our visas, we went to hear Michael Palin talk about his travels. I was incensed that there were only two photos of women and girls in his whole presentation. I have done exactly the same. Not through lack of trying, but because they are more reserved, and don’t come running forward for attention. Bet they are still curious though. Really glad I didn’t embarrass one of my heroes at his talk. He had even said hello to me as well.

Two foreign cyclists come towards us. They have cycled the Pamir Highway. Respect. Boy carrying painting easel. Get into 5th gear. Pass a faux Hummer. Wouldn’t really want to be driving in that so close to border. Glad ipad in protective casing. It is covered in dust, and the road so bumpy that ever few words I type it asks Undo? Don’t you dare. A few new houses built out of beautiful local stones. Older ones have plastered wall which have been painted.

Tim says we should get into the habit of flipping up the Landy steps. Road seems to be narrowing. Water in tributaries is glacial green. Water in main river looks muddy, but is full of minerals. Funny how we see more expedition cars coming towards us, than we see going our way! They have all been hermetically sealed package tours, paying passengers who are driven in air conditioned cars, who don’t smell the smells or taste the dust. I am not criticising, they will have travelled the same exhilarating route, and will go home with life changing experiences. And that is where all this started for Tim and I, on our first organised trip to Morocco, looking at the snow capped Atas Mountains and saying “We are coming back under our own steam”. And we did. Met Atle and Hilde, loads of other incredible people, and the rest is history.

No left or right on road, just travel on the best surface and pass to the right of on coming vehicles. Chinese registered lorry. Today, due to meandering borders, we are not too far from Pakistan. Connection to ipad charger a bit loose. Will keep an eye on it.

Disputes between Tajikistan and Uzbekistan centre largely to do with Samarkand. It used to belong to TJ, but was partitioned off to Uzbekistan by the Russians. TJ wants it back. Most of the people living there now are Tajik.

Petrol fro sale from plastic barrels. More spots of rain on windscreen. Some form of wagtail. Think the Riley/Williams’ will be travelling their respective ways through France by now. Small rocks fall just ahead of us from cliffs. Although Tim washed windscreen before we set off, he doesn’t want to turn on wiper. It will just smear dust all over. It would be a shame if we travel the highway in the clouds. Discussing Land Cruisers last night, Tim said he had considered buying one, but didn’t. Hilde said ” But you wouldn’t have smile when you got in, and the car wouldn’t have smiled”. Radio will be to be
rescrewed into its housing. Just lost satellite reception as we go through gulley.

Tumble Weed rolls across. Rain drops electrify bare skin, when it comes in through window. Wind blowing sand into river and into car. Over take bearded western cyclist. Where’s Rachel? At home there are lorries with the random slogan Eat More Chips. If you were to cycle here, that would be a good thing to do in preparation. Undo command appearing every few seconds now, and battery running low due to dodgy connection. Will turn off and try to find other one. Back again.

Road check. Soldier asks German, no English. Ok, auf wedersain. Can you believe it? At next check point, as Tim and Atle sign their own papers, a TJ policeman opens the driver’s door, jumps in and drives the Landy. I ask if I can take a picture of him doing so, fair swops. He says no. Man in office talks to Tim. He worked at British Embassy in Moscow in 2004. He has a Pajaro, and doesn’t like it. He asked Tim to drive back to Dushambe, sell him our Landy, and fly home. Fair swops? Atle pleased we are keeping up a good speed, 34kph. We realise we need to crack on, as their visa runs out on 29th and we don’t want this once in a lifetime experience being spoilt by anxiety.

Previous landslides we pass would have blocked this road. Tried to take picture of little girl, she looked upset. It didn’t come out very well, but she will never know that. Hope I didn’t cause offense. Delete it anyway.

Sun trying to break through again. Roads so rough, Atles’ hazard warning lights are shaken on. Three young recruits, walking along, all carrying semi automatic rifles. Thankfully they salute with a smile. Youths playing volleyball. Many more Red Cross cars going other way. We have not heard news for several days now, what is going on? Blow nose on a regular basis, otherwise can’t breathe. Also need lashings of lip balm. One good thing though. Dust keeps oily hair at bay. So no bad hair days for me.

Found it, the name of the river. Panji. Pee stop, hide in trees. Round corner there are toilets. 11am alarm, Malarone tablets with crusty bread. Reset alarm. Land Cruiser backs up for us, tanker driver pulls over. Text from bank informing us we are overdrawn. Never mind, they can’t repossess this holiday. Must have been those dollars withdrawn in Samarkand. When got Internet, we will transfer funds. Too many What the Hell Days. Many armed foot patrols this side of the river. The West have supported TJ in order to stop drug smugglers.

Gradually climbing, over 1,900m in big hills. Less than 100km to our first destination point Churog. Last chance to stock up on provisions. Must remember to eat water melon. River widening out and looks more sluggish. Coming to immense Rushon Lake. Border runs through middle. Surrounded by all this water reminds me. If I am ever on Desert Island Discs my favourite book would be Water Log by Roger Deakin. When stranded on my fictitious island I would luxuriate in the wild swimming of familiar surroundings of home.

Realise one of the issues of taking pictures of girls, they never seem to play with the boys. They are looking after younger siblings or doing household chores with their Mum. Also, school aged children of both sexes are seen throughout school hours. In general, large groups of people tend to be single sex.

Press UNDO by mistake. Only deleted one sentence. Phew. Lost the river now. Drive through prosperous village boasting a college, pharmacy and bank. All looked closed. One house had shower tent in garden with solar heated water tank on top. Just passed an airport on map, no sign of it from road. You wonder how pilots can negotiate the treacherous terrain.

We climb to over 2,000m getting closer to the snow. Worryingly, the highest peaks are in cloud. Road wet from recent rain here, so not dusty any longer. Back to the river, so lovely temperature to drive in. 19 degrees, the lowest since we left home. Maybe our air conditioning has kicked in at last!

Give Tim a loaf shaped mint to suck ( avoiding brand names here), and I have a much nicer bum hug. Tim spies a spiral water pump. Sky leaking a bit more now, so wind window up. Ineffectual blobs of tarmac dumped into potholes. Passing vehicles squeeze it all out again. Seen over a dozen touring cyclists today, and two bikers. Old man collecting nuts into his hat. Four UN cars appear in Atle’s mirror. We let them pass and they tear ahead.

Is it coincident that on our two big trips so far I have had a damaged knee. I did not drive on the first one, and have not driven so far on this. To be fair, I am waiting for an operation which I deferred in May. Tim says the throttle is very heavy, and the vibrations from the road will really set my knee back. I would be nervous driving the Beast. But looking on the positive side. What an achievement for Tim at the end of the trip, when he will have driven halfway around the world.

Atle’s attitude has helped us all through some scary moments. He never admits there is a problem, there is only a challenge. OK, we are rich westerners who can sometimes throw money at it. But also, he trusts people are good and willing to help. He is collecting new best friends in each country. He also is not daunted, outwardly. We came to do the Pamir Highway, so we are doing it. If we overstay our visa, we will get someone to help us sort it out. He carries us all along with him, outwardly. Sometimes we may question and doubt. Thank goodness for beta blockers.

“Keep Distance” orders an eagle on the wheel cover of the car in front. All the UN cars were rushing to catch a plane, at the large international airport of Sheghnan to our right. Next stop Kandahar? Nope. They speed past us a little later.

Heating up again. Diesel costing 90p a litre. Tim pays in local Somoni, £40. Atle asks how much in dollars $400. Nice try Mr TJ. Disaster. One of the large bottle of beer in their fridge has sprung a leak. Khorog is reached in time for lunch. A large town with a Youth Centre. Try to find Tourist Information, have to drive through Central Park. Don’t find it,so drive on. Eat on the go again, nuts and dried fruit. 530km to border, so know we will have at least four more hours driving today. If we get up early tomorrow, we may make it by nightfall. Less pressure on Saturday 29th, visa day. Next trip, we will all apply for the longest visa possible for each country. This had brought real pressure.

Didn’t stop for provisions as discussed, so will look out for bread shop. Still haven’t decanted honey from original pot, so fridge will be sticky. Photo opportunity for the first vehicle to make it over the Pamir Highway. This is it, the real highway. Stuff of dreams.

We have moved away from Panj River and Afghan border. Turn north towards Kyrgyzstan. Large tunnels built as protection from landslides. Looking for a picnic spot, need a bio break. But get stopped by another road check. One guy says we have not got this province on our visa. We counted seven, and we have seven on our visa. He then didn’t like the number plates being so high up, but they have always been there. He told us we face a fine of 100$ further on because of the missing province. So why didn’t he give us an on the spot fine? Oh, maybe the 10$ bung helped. C’est la vie.

The map shows that we will climb steadily from here, running along the base of several mountain ranges and over some spectacular passes. The highest point looks to be 4655m. Need to look our for any altitude issues.

Especially for Will. The river running to our left is the Gunt River. Huge towering cliffs loom ahead. We see large overland vehicle from Germany, the first proper foreign registered car since Turkey. This area is very impoverished. Stooks of grass drying on rooftops. Shells of cars by road side. One enterprising boy had set up a car wash, with a hose pipe, squirts it towards Tim and laughs. 2425 m, nearly as high as the highest mountain in Norway, we are reliably informed from behind. Must be getting cooler, Tim winds his window up.

The road surface here is better than we have had before, but it has to be good enough for the large lorries using it. Start painted on the road, start of what. Lady signals for us to move out and not drive over her soapy carpet. Precarious little wooden foot bridge spans river. UN office in a wagon. First yurt in TJ. Must be carpet washing day, or new carpets need washing before they are ready.

9,400km. No they are going too fast. We don’t want this journey to end too soon. We all discussed this last night. Mountain hare? Very pale, large ears and black stripe along its tail. They had been saying our CB reception was lousy. May have just found the reason – the top of arial is missing. Wonder when that happened? They have a small one which we can use. 53 lorries, several cars and us are held up by excavations ahead. Wonder how long we will be here? Haven’t see 53 lorries pass us, so they must have been waiting for ages. Guys at the front say come and join us. Mums placating young children, toddler banging stones together, man with huge purple growths all over one side of his face. Everybody is wearing coats.

Have to move back for car coming down. Tim walks ahead, to find a collapsed bridge. Even the Landies could not get through. All get out of cars. Many Chinese lorry drivers bringing trade through on the old Silk Route. One tip toes to car, nods a lot, touches it and puts thumbs up. A local van tries to get up, but he slithers down. Someone puts a brick behind his back wheel. We all mingle. Two of the women with children walk in front of car taking pictures on phone. They take a sneaky one of the Beast, and I burst out laughing, and wag my finger at them. They laugh too, an international language. I point my camera at them, they pose.

Gradually their children shyly creep round. I ask if I can photograph them, then all the cousins arrive. A Dad starts talking in English. He tells me his daughters can speak. He is very proud of them, and we start a conversation. Good job I know what questions and answers an EAL child will know. We swop email addresses, but I am not sure theirs is correct. The older girl attends the Lycée Aga Khan.

Finally the men at the top beckon us. Low range and first gear we forge a track over. It is a shame the people who have been waiting the longest will not get through yet, and the lorries will be there even longer. Good old Land Rover.

So much for our plan of stopping at 6pm. We could camp, we have provisions for a meal, water and more importantly toilet paper. But we need more km under our belt today, and at the moment it would not be dangerous driving this road in the dark. So we press on. Hold our breath as we go over each subsequent bridge. I wonder if the bridge was just washed away, it looked more like it had collapsed under the weight of one of the lorries. Hope no one was injured.

Another digger is on its way. Surprisingly, nothing overtakes us for a long time. (I might quantify how long later. It is now 18.30). Smacman lorry trundles past. My neck scarf has dried out and gone all crispy. Gorge flattens out. Now at 3,900m. Some serious climbing ahead, round twisty bends. 4,000m. Now this part here might be a bit dodgy to drive in the dark. Would want the Hildefender with its battery of spotlights to lead. Man on a donkey, probably the safest form of transport in the terrain.

Look at the snow, so close we could get out and touch it. But no time. That is the pity. We were held up, so now are on catch up.No visible habitation or livestock up here. No birds even. Keep stopping for photo opportunities, wind nearly snatches door off. Chilly 8 degrees outside, so heater on inside. Press on. We have been up for 13 hours, driving for 11 with a little rest for collapsed bridge. But adrenaline is a wonderful thing. Due to turn left in 12k, so there may be somewhere to stop then.

Amazing to think people drive this route every day in a wide variety of vehicle-for work or to visit family. To them it is just another road in TJ. An Aga Khan Foundation vehicle comes towards us and flashes. He does a lot of good for the people in the Pamir. This road must be closed due to snow during the winter. How do goods and people get transported then?

The road off to our right leads to the Chinese border, another spine tingling moment. Quite weird being the only ones on the road. Dusk. Big step up onto tarmac. A solitary car approaches. 20.00 and no one overtaken yet. Pass two cars, one broken down. Stop and ask if they ok. They put thumbs up. Someone is underneath the lead car, which looks as if someone has needed to work on it since the soviet days.

Sign says we are 10k from somewhere. Never see it. Drive past a salt lake, no city and no Mormons in sight. Where is Donny when you need him? Next we should pass Stinking Lake. Trying to head to Alichur, where apparently there is a very good fish restaurant. Won’t be locally caught then. There seems to be a Home Stay 16km away, so we head for that. Atle leads with the more powerful lights. That would be the Stinking Lake to our left then. Poor Tim is feeling rough today. Wonder if he will force himself to eat dinner?

Forgot about the wet clothes we put Ina dri bag yesterday. They won’t be dry, but they may be stinking. Again we drive in the dark and arrive in the dark. Get out our Alpaca jumpers from Peru, and Tim waers his hat from the shores of Lake Titikaka. Find another Home Stay – Shoira Homestay in Alichur. Shoira, her husband and daughter own and run it. If you are ever passing, do drop in. We had a large room, five beds and a large area which we thought was a bed, but we were offered dinner on it. We ate in the dining room, salted fish, finally got to try Plov, soup and bread. None of us was feeling great. We ordered breakfast and headed to bed. Noticed the clock on the wall. I thought it had stopped, but somewhere yesterday we had lost an hour. Had to reschedule breakfast. Climbed into very springy beds with the heaviest, most beautiful blankets.

Oh! The lorries from the collapsed bridge? They started trundling past in the middle of the night.

Across the Highway and down into the Pamir Valley

Friday 28th June 2013

Across the Highway and down into the Pamir Valley

Woke up on top of the world. 9 degrees outside. Still amazed that yesterday we were over 3,000m and still looking UP at mountains. We didn’t all male it to breakfast, three of us drank black tea, and two of us ate fried eggs and home baked bread. I love the way they sprinkle sadly crystals on during cooking, which crunch unexpectedly. No shower, quick splash with water.

Whilst packing, a gaggle of people surround us. Including two 14 year old boys. “Good car”. I am thrilled that they want to try out their English and let me take photos. We pay and the whole family crowd round for a photo shoot. Wonderful people. Shoira writes her name and address and we thank them for their warm welcome and hospitality.

We can now see the stunning views. We are over 4,000m on a wide plain surrounded by mountains. There is one road, and several little tracks leading off to who knows where. The village has houses and yurts. This is the summer farm, in the winter everyone moves down off the mountain. They live a hard life. Again at this Home Stay there were UNICEF posters about healthy living.

See some animals. Sheep, cows, something that looked like cuddly foxes with rodent teeth. and something that dived into a burrow on our approach. I wonder which of them we ate last night? There are birds as well. Frost still lies on ground.

Trundle at a more leisurely pace today. We could even male the crossing into Kyrgyzstan today if the crossing is open when we get there. We pass 20m from the Chinese border today, and can see that great country through the barbed wire fence. 160km of the highway left.

Going to have a down day in Kyrgyzstan. The cars need some tlc, and so do we. Tim will make some changes to the Landy for our next big trip. These tyres will be shot when we get back, so will be changed for ones which are better in the wet. Also, the suspension will be stiffened, so we won’t bounce around as much and things won’t get shaken loose. This morning he had to re screw the radio, the head light housing and the back door. We have also lost the beautiful brass screw which holds the cooker shelf up. The water container leaked, due to its lack of a washer. That was why our fleeces and clothes in our day bags were wet. Cling film solves that problem, sorry, challenge. We also need to start applying for our Chinese visa.

Still more climbing to do, the a long slow descent into the Pamir Valley. The people here are some of the poorest in the world. Pass some shaggy cows, yaks maybe? Thought they were bigger. A car thunders towards us, strapped to the roof were three live sheep. Yurt nestling in sheltered spot below cliffs. Groynes built into side of road to stop erosion. If I put my feet on my handbag, it makes a perfect lap for my ipad. Now have both cameras on the go. Tim asked Hilde to show him how she gets her photos on the blog. They will work together on our down day. Her blog is mainly pictures, our is mainly words. We do intend to put a very small amount of photos on soon.

Overtake mini bus full of people going to KZG. Yesterday Atle though he saw the little 4wd car from CZ. Hope it was them. Hilde has a wonderful book about TJ. Tim skimmed through it after dinner last night. Three big no no’s for otravelers. It is offensive to blow your nose on a handkerchief in public, it is offensive to weary shorts – even men, and no indiscrete display of flesh. Oopps. We have offended our hosts on all three counts.

How did the first traders navigate accurately? I am watching us moving alone a road on the ipad. Ahead there are several mountain passes. From the mapping it is obvious that we take the first one and the M41 will turn that way. But how did these great people of old know? It was a shame not to have chance in Samarkand to go to the observatory. Although there is only a small amount of the telescope left, it would have been fascinating to have heard some of the history of astronomy, and the great minds who worked out the night skies. You could see the sky last night, from the outside long drop. I suppose when it rains, then it rains.

Really pleased with the way we have packed the Landy. The drawers have worked well, and the netting, although the holes are too big. Tim has lashed stuff down, to stop it flying out over us. Maybe put a car rug under the dri bags to stop them falling through. Another good reason then to buy a big blanket, we may need it to keep us warm sleeping in the roof tent in Mongolia.

First road check of the day. They go in as a double act. Will they need a bung today? No. Looked at main visa, cursory glance at GBAO, really impressed we where’d driving LRs. He put on his hat, several sizes too big, and his smile was as wide as his peak. I can see Murghab ahead. Will stop if we see anything interesting. Looking for 1m length, small diameter steel to mend arial. That’s interesting??? Men wear tall felt hats, usually white with black designs on. Surprised the other two didn’t stop and buy some.

Unidentified bird of prey. Tufts of scrubby grass in the dark sand. Still frost. Rocks all shades of browns and reds. Road to our right goes 36km, then stops. Low cloud to our left, spots of rain. Clearer ahead. As soon as Tim comments on the high quality of the roads, we crash down another pot hole. Just think it in your head from now on.

Just photographed the mountains in CHINA. They look the same. But thrilling to think we will be there in a few weeks. We will follow the border for a while. Now beginning the final ascent to the second highest road in the world, along the Ak-Baital (White Horse) pass. The road closes in. Tiny snow flakes. Reach the top. 4671m on out sat nav. We get out and take celebratory photos. It is really cold and windy. Jump back in. All down hill from here, for 70 km to Kara-Kul the highest lake in Central Asia.

Just met David, a German who has been walking for 16 months. He started out with two dogs, but one died in Greece. He have covered some of the tracks we have, but he has tried to get into Pakistan and Japan, but they wouldn’t let him in with the dog. He is now heading down to Afghanistan, and hopes to be let in. His skin was burnt, his lips blistered, his glasses held together with string. How long will he continue he does not know. He speaks very highly of the local people. He must have incredible belief in himself and trust in others. What a man. He asks about our trip, and can’t believe we are doing in in 10 weeks. “You must be driving very fast”. We are. Should have asked him how to spell Auf Weidersain.

Yellow and pink flowers mingle with frost. It’s like driving over corrugated steel. Drive slowly and it shakes you apart, drive quickly and you float over it but can lose control easily. We do a mixture. This slows us down. Even going slowly we are slewing all over. Atle and Hilde disappear along a road running parallel, we join them and make faster progress. Find the thin steel wire wrapped around the skull of a Marco Polo sheep ( we like to think). It’s a Heath Robinson affair, but it works.

Closest yet to border. Jump out and photograph each other next to it. Hope this hasn’t scupper end our chances of a visa. Tim photographs local flora. Round the corner, Atle and Hilde have stopped to help someone with clutch trouble. They are speaking Russian, but I don’t know where the registration is from. Discover it is KGZ. Strong winds are blowing dust into the car, through the closed doors. I declare an official bad hair day, and put my new hairband on. Very fetching. We are still extremely close to the border. Tim phones Martin on the sat phone. He is on M6 travelling home, it is lashing down and 6 degrees. New hairband. Gets in way of arms of glasses. Slight adjustment needed. Good we can have a stop/start day.

Not only do we have tarmac, but there are dotted lines down the middle, for 100m. We have a pow wow, and will try to cross border today. Not sure which time we are on, not sure times of border crossings. If we manage, we will spent 2 nights in Osh. Go for it.

Ahead lies Lake Kara-Kul. Just had the best time. Drove off road and onto beach. Tim and I paddled and he skimmed stones. The water was wavy and cold, but the wind had quite a chill factor. Successfully climbed back onto road, low range 2nd gear. Takes your breath away playing at this altitude. The lake is dead, and no body was swimming in it. Someone has stolen a lot of upright posts from the border fence, and at one point a set of metal gates were wide open.

Next road check right by Chinese border. Off they trot. Tim comes back for a bottle of water, and Atle comes back for a yellow foam pad. A girl cyclist is not well at all. What a shame. She had a high fever, and the guard was looking after her until someone came along who could give her a lift. The foam was to protect her bike on the top of the car which would take her back. The girl was French, and very impressed that the water was in a Volvic bottle.

It’s snowing. Weather closing in. Clouds descend. 2.6 degrees and blowing a hoolie. Soon out into sunshine again. Suddenly hit the washboard. Surface again. So drive off road. Get to unofficial border crossing, not really sure what time it is, not really sure if we can get to Osh tonight. We are all tired, smelly and hungry. Man comes along and opens door, smoking. Very rude. Asks where we are going, and did I like Pamir. I said I really did, the people were very friendly and looked after us. Good, he said, I am Pamir. Lovely man, ripped us off for $10, asking for non existent form. Customs asked if we had any heroin or guns. Next lot waved us through, we drive round a shed to the next stop. Here takes longer. The boss soldier takes them into hie office. It has glass in its windows. The foot soldiers look bored and cold. Their office has polythene at the windows. Tim comes out, challenge number 2. They should have been given a form that both Hilde and I completed in duplicate, and kept one copy. At the time we asked if the men should have one and were told no. They are being fined 200 sommi each. Not sure if we can scrape that together. Tim says he doesn’t want dollars. In the end we scrape together 340 sommi and chuck in$10. We are stamped out of TJ, and drive past two offices made out of upturned oil cans. Tim said in the first office, behind the curtain where the guards sleep, there must have been over 200 bottles of vodka. Gets very cold and lonely up here.

Welcome to Kyrgyzstan.

Drive 20k to next border control. Just a sandy track. Atle informs us it is -3.2 degrees. Slow, winding road down. Look up places to stay in Osh. Stray Gorod apartments seem the best deal, as we want to stay two nights. There is a thunderous daily Jayma Bazaar, one of Central Asia’s busiest markets. I fancy that.

Might not make it tonight. Still border control to get through and then another 217km. The Hildefender is too cold now, Atle fiddles with something under the bonnet. Weather worsens and road becoming wet and slippery. Tim has decided that it might be time to take of his shorts, and put his thermals on as it is minus 0.4 and snowing. Might have to do the same myself. Road washed away, have to ford river.

Arrive at border crossing. This has brick built offices, with glass in all the windows. The office was spotless, and well organised. We get stamped in. Mo e on to customs. Officer comes out swathed in long technical coat. Tim and Atle stand freezing and shivering. He asks about guns and drugs. “You look nice people, off you go.” No visa needed, no fuss.
The quickest of the lot. However, we were the only people.

Already the countryside looks greener, David the German had said that. Wild horses gallop away from us. I am wrapped in a car rug, toasty warm. As usual, wet is seeping into both foot wells. Bliss. Hawk-like birds of prey on every second telegraph pole, backs to the wind, shaking water off their feathers. Hard to identify them. Can’t believe we were paddling in the sunshine a few hours age. Suppose it’s all to do with geography.

People are living in gers and shepherds huts. Cant tell whether trucks or horses would pull the huts. Animals are being herded into pens for the night. We decide to push on to Osh, might as well drive through the bad weather and hope it is better there tomorrow. It also means we have the luxury of a lie in. Hilde finds somewhere with sparkling bathrooms, and to top it all, a washing machine. Head for there then. Must be warming up, the snow has turned to rain.

Not read up much about KYR, but it is meant to be one of the most beautiful countries in the world. Tim says it reminds him of Switzerland. It is also becoming a destination for tourists, so we will have seen it early on. The M41 is still the Pamir Highway. Surface is good so far, and lorries lumber along. Man walking in bare feet, carrying his shoes to keep them dry.

Hundreds of sheep being herded across the road, by man on horse. Greatly skilled. Something falls from cargo net, Tim can’t believe it after all his lashing down. Also, this is probably the best bit of road we have been on all day. Sky looking a bit brighter ahead. Six old ladies standing in a circle under six umbrellas, nattering. I think we are now 5 hours ahead of home. Won’t get dark as early, I think. Every so often, Atle slows and put on his hazard lights. Animals are wandering aimlessly down the road – dog, sheep, cows and a donkey. Whatever next? Oh, a stretched Hummer.

Just done over 10,000km. First police check point just waves us through. We haven’t got any local currency or insurance yet. Dropped over 3,000 m, and all the plastic water bottles are imploding. Can see the Uzbek border on the map again. Can’t go back in, haven’t got double entry visa.

Arriving in Osh at just before 10pm. Many shops and markets are still open. Osh is the second largest city in KYR. Car with no lights on undertakes. Pass a building with Marry Line in blue flashing lights. Shoes full of sand from lake.

Welcome to Kyrgyzstan cont…

We jiggle about a bit trying to find the Guest House, a few dead ends. Eventually see a large, ex soviet hotel. Hilde and I go in. Maybe it was lost in translation, but I don’t think so. Basically, she took one look at us in our disheveled state and decided we could not afford the best rooms, as the others were all fully booked. We had the best rooms.

Met in the bar, very late. Ordered pizza takeaway. Took over two hours. Discussed the last few days. Although the scenery was stunning, we were disappointed with the driving on the Pamir. Seen You Tube clips which seemed to indicate it was more rugged than we found it. Felt a little like a damp squib. Too tired to eat pizzas, put them in fridge.