Monthly Archives: June 2013

From Osh

Sunday 30 June. 2013

Don’t wake until 9. Didn’t order breakfast. Had tea in room. Tim and Atle work on cars, whilst I pack. Tim has solved one problem, but we now have a magic fuel tank. It is showing full all the time. Meet in lounge to plan next stage. We have no visa issues for KYR, the crossing at Karkura has just opened for the summer, and we are heading to Lake Ysyk – Kol.

As we work, one of the hotel receptionists comes over. Nazird would like to travel with us to England, she will pay her own way and organise her own visa. We swop email addresses, and I say she is very welcome to get in touch and stay with us if she gets to England. We can’t give her a lift as we have no spare seats in the car and we leave in 10 minutes. The French biker appears, and we wish each other a safe journey. The 100th Tour De France has just started. Hope you get to see a stage Jude and Hugh. Regards to Sarah and Martin. Haven’t forgotten the bubbly. Sort out finances. As we check out Nazird says ” See you in London”.

This feels like another holiday. The route we planned should take us on very tiny roads over mountains. In fact we ill have to stop and ask locals about suitability of roads we can see on maps. We are all very excited. Hopefully it will be suitable to camp. We stock up with fuel, oil and provisions. Can of beer bounces out of bag, punctures and turns into self propelled Catherine Wheel. Great hilarity as we try to drink. Breakfast for us is a Mars Bar and a Snicker.

The road is fast and smooth, the sun is shining and the scenery lush and green. KYR is truly beautiful. We have asked several times about road insurance, but everyone shakes their heads. Hope they are right. The worst mis- hap of the holiday so far. Tim’s Keen sandal breaks. Oh well, it will give him something to mend and he plans to sew it with dental floss. Minty.

Only half a day’s driving today. The border with Uzbek wriggles round, and we have to avoid it. Single carriageway means slow lorries hold us up, so plenty of overtaking. We keep to right, to let faster cars past. Lazy Sunday afternoon in the countryside, swimming, fishing, even sun bathing. Harvesting and fruit picking. Maps not detailed enough, don’t want to go to Jalal Abad if we don’t need to. Ask a local.

Long reply from Astrid and Olaf. They should be in Turkmenistan, and are catching up. Fantastic news. Myna birds flying into holes in sandy cliff. Two little boys riding very large horse. Farm with paddock marked with tyres. Ventilation flaps singing to us. Rolling, grassy uplands. You could literally stroll up that hillock into Uzbek, no guard posts, no fences.

There are a lot of pharmacies in KYR if you want a job in paradise, Nigel. Large brick new builds, some with two floors and bay windows like our house. Variety of roof colours, bright green, red or blue. Huge walnut trees line every road. Horses being herded, tiny foals. Sun flowers, not crispy yet. Thought those were clouds head, huge mountains. Some sort of checkpoint, barrier half up. Will we fit under. Man in no uniform jumps up from his slumber under a tree. Shouting. Have we done something wrong? He is overjoyed, shakes Tim’s hand, lifts barrier. You English? Hiel, Hiel.

People in this valley seen self sufficient. They all seem to grow grain, fruit and veg and keep livestock. Family and friends seem to be involved with building a new house. We bimble on, then the sat navs give up. We have lost tarmac, driving on stones. Stop at a junction. Where are we? Sat nav needs a reality check. Locals turn up. Man in local hat gets out and draws map in the dust, then motions for us to follow him. We do, back the way we just came. Realize the old road had collapsed. Finally hat man stops, points the way. Another car turns up and men jump out. They all want a picture, several. Shame we haven’t got a Polaroid. Can you still get them now the company has gone bust? Tim has to help push start the car. Thanks.

New route is the other side of the valley. Green and verdant. We are minding our own business when the others stop. Norwegian radio are interviewing Atle. Didn’t know we were travelling with royalty. Fresh bread and honey. Hilde is drying today’s washing in back of car. Send a way point report. Hilde and I try to make a break for it. We walk along the road nattering, Thelma and Louise. Either our husbands will turn around and leave us, or we will become kidnapped brides. Both prospects are tantalising. Oh, well, the dream was nice whilst it lasted.

Beautiful animals wandering free, horses and cows. Hildefender hangs back because of the dust. We climb. People more isolated. Single track. Many puddles from evening storms. Hope we can get down before tonight’s. Single family living down by river, their truck left parked on road. Rule of thumb, if mud comes in your window you are going too fast. Make shift volley ball pitch.

Transport coming towards us consists of pick ups, old cars, walking and horses. We start the ascent, getting cooler, clouds covering summits and road very wiggly. Startled calves. Snow in creases. Three levels of our road come into view. We are on Kaldamo Pass. Glad it is still light. Don’t look down. Sign says road narrows. How can it? Should have put the steps up, especially my newly repaired one.

Large flock of sheep block our way, but shepherd calls us on. Steep hairpins. Find I am clutching the door handle, just for balance of course. Photo opportunity. We are all exhilarated. This driving is better than the Pamir Highway. We will put a photo of map on blog, telling people of this hidden gem. 10 degrees. Looking down on mountains. Steps go in. Reach snow line. Hilde’s packet of crisps has self inflated, hope they pop! Rainbow. Sun in valley thousands of ms below.

Descending. Harsh living. Mother changing baby’s nappy in the boot of a car. Man stops us and asks for a lift to Kazarman. Would love to help out, but Nazird is taking up all available space! Next time we will come in a 130. Audi 90 parked up. Little lame lamb. Wiggles mostly over, but still long descent. Wish I hadn’t seen the supports of that bridge before we crossed it.

Take wrong turn just by settlement. Ask a local. Kazarman? Da. Donkey blocks the way, youth throws a stone at it. Back on track. Snowy peaks in distance. Shaft of sunlight. Deeply rutted road, keep thumbs out of steering wheel. Hilde asks us to stop, have to check a new sound. Ok, move on. Really need to buy a nail brush.

Sure we will be deafen when we have finished, the constant rattling and crashing. Try to find a camping spot. Play hide and seek in the trees by the river, they try to hide, we can still see you. Next second, the first rescue of the trip. We watch as their car starts tipping over the edge. Rush over to help. By the time we get there, three men had appeared from nowhere. They stood on the side of the car pointing up to the sky. Hilde jumps out. Tim gets strops out, hooks on to them and tries to move. He slips out of low range, they slip back. Wheel spin, then success. Hildefender suddenly rights herself. And moves forward. Cheers all round. We shake, then shake hands with the three men. Photos. Then they disappear.

Park by river, not too close to the edge. Spray against mossies. Set up camp, crack open beer, Tyrells crisps and overlap awnings as we think it may rain later. We were right. Put up wind break material, and snug as bugs in rugs. Hilde cooks noodles and some sort of dog food in a tin. Adds too many spices, and cooks enough for ten. I cook risotto, just enough for us. Remember the Samarkand wine we have nurtured all this way, with only one casualty? It’s sweet, but not too sweet to drink.

Are those birds warbling, or frogs? Only a few vehicles pass during the evening. We hear a plane. It goes dark. Sound of the river and the frogs ( any self respecting bird is long asleep ). We gradually begin to unwind. Can’t believe the drive today. The best day yet. Under the influence of alcohol, Atle admits that during the ” rescue “, he had his handbrake on and his car had slipped out of low range. Moral of the story – someone out of the vehicles needs to communicate between the two. Lesson learnt.

We gradually go quiet, the frogs less so. Rain lets up. River burbles. Wrapped in rugs. Eyelids close. Ready for bed. Can’t wait to get back into the rooftent. Atle finds report on his interview. It sounds as though it is being written about somebody else. We get a mention in the last paragraph. Fame at last.

Did we get to Kazarman? No. Have we used any fuel today? No. Frogs go to bed after us.

Down day in Osh

Saturday 29th June 2013

Down Day in Osh.

Basically, a down day means we had more time to lie down this morning, as we were staying for another night, and no travelling. Someone knocked on our door just before 8am. They had forgotten to give us our breakfast vouchers. They should not have bothered. Rice pudding with rancid butter, dry bread, cold pancakes with rancid cheese, and dry cake. The tea was nice. Oh, and we were sitting in first class, with no air con.

We spent the morning doing boy jobs and girl jobs. The men worked on the cars, and the women did the washing. Shock horror. My bargain fleecy from Cornwall, costing all of £4, has a perfectly round hole in the sleeve. Tried to phone Moira to wish her Happy Birthday, got one verse sung and lost the connection. Then off to the bazaar, the biggest in Central Asia. Dubious taxi ride, but arrived ok.

Really hot, bustling, noisy. Wandered around, taking it all in. People spoke to us, asking where from. Saw parts of animals which should have stayed on the inside. Traders pushing trolleys, nearly taking your feet off if you didn’t get out of the way in time. Stalls along muddy streets, under cover and in old containers, some with the climate control still working.

All felt well enough and hungry enough ( we will freeze the pizzas) to enjoy lunch. Sat on terrace by river, beer, bread and national lamb – lamb stew with vegetables and noodles. Beggar came along, men with national hats on, children with really round faces, one playing with a balloon and smelling the plastic flowers.

We bought a washing machine. Lidded barrel which will be strapped to the roof and clean out clothes as we drive. Hilde treated herself to a washing up bowl, Atle a pair of sunglasses. Tim still on the look out for an arial, bought a make do one. Began to run out of steam, got a good taxi back.

Still more work to do on cars. More dirty washing I suppose. I’ll put it in the washer tomorrow. I sort paperwork. Got hold of Moira. Motorbike and sidecar turn up, French driver. He is heading to Mongolia, but taking longer. Hilde and I running up and down from car park to room, fetching and carrying. We are now both sitting on camping chairs, outside in the car park, it is 10pm and we are catching up with the blogs. Hope the mechanics finish soon. We have not discussed dinner, and nor planned the route for tomorrow yet. You get lazy on down days.

Did I tell you KYR has the biggest walnut forest in the world? I think many of the floors in the hotel are made of it. The lifts are like Arkwright’s till, you have to run in, if you dawdle you get trapped in the doors, literally.

We get a taxi to Rich Man’s Restaurant. Remember that name. There is a private party in a large room, everyone is drunk. They all invite us in. We are shown to a private booth, low wrap around settees in pastel green and blue. We order a red wine, from Moldova, difficult because the waitress does not speak Norwegian or English, and we speak no Russian. So pointing and sign language avails. The wine is fizzy and unspeakably bad. Wonder what the wine we bought in Samarkand is like? We order beer. Then we look at the menu. A work of divine comedy. Herring in a fur coat, list of the cost of replacing broken crockery, including hookahs, ……..

A storm erupts, thunder and lightning. A car wash at last. We slump down the settees, exhausted. Finally the food arrives. Hilde has top trumps, griddled meat and veg. I have meatballs and the others have steak. We planned to finish the meal with a vodka, but the meal finished us. Remember the restaurant name – £29. Member of staff purloins our wine. Someone cooking huge piece of meat on hot coals in courtyard. Storm abated, we get a taxi and back to bed. 2am.

Leaving Osh. To Kazarman and beyond?

Across the Highway and down into the Pamir Valley

Friday 28th June 2013

Across the Highway and down into the Pamir Valley

Woke up on top of the world. 9 degrees outside. Still amazed that yesterday we were over 3,000m and still looking UP at mountains. We didn’t all male it to breakfast, three of us drank black tea, and two of us ate fried eggs and home baked bread. I love the way they sprinkle sadly crystals on during cooking, which crunch unexpectedly. No shower, quick splash with water.

Whilst packing, a gaggle of people surround us. Including two 14 year old boys. “Good car”. I am thrilled that they want to try out their English and let me take photos. We pay and the whole family crowd round for a photo shoot. Wonderful people. Shoira writes her name and address and we thank them for their warm welcome and hospitality.

We can now see the stunning views. We are over 4,000m on a wide plain surrounded by mountains. There is one road, and several little tracks leading off to who knows where. The village has houses and yurts. This is the summer farm, in the winter everyone moves down off the mountain. They live a hard life. Again at this Home Stay there were UNICEF posters about healthy living.

See some animals. Sheep, cows, something that looked like cuddly foxes with rodent teeth. and something that dived into a burrow on our approach. I wonder which of them we ate last night? There are birds as well. Frost still lies on ground.

Trundle at a more leisurely pace today. We could even male the crossing into Kyrgyzstan today if the crossing is open when we get there. We pass 20m from the Chinese border today, and can see that great country through the barbed wire fence. 160km of the highway left.

Going to have a down day in Kyrgyzstan. The cars need some tlc, and so do we. Tim will make some changes to the Landy for our next big trip. These tyres will be shot when we get back, so will be changed for ones which are better in the wet. Also, the suspension will be stiffened, so we won’t bounce around as much and things won’t get shaken loose. This morning he had to re screw the radio, the head light housing and the back door. We have also lost the beautiful brass screw which holds the cooker shelf up. The water container leaked, due to its lack of a washer. That was why our fleeces and clothes in our day bags were wet. Cling film solves that problem, sorry, challenge. We also need to start applying for our Chinese visa.

Still more climbing to do, the a long slow descent into the Pamir Valley. The people here are some of the poorest in the world. Pass some shaggy cows, yaks maybe? Thought they were bigger. A car thunders towards us, strapped to the roof were three live sheep. Yurt nestling in sheltered spot below cliffs. Groynes built into side of road to stop erosion. If I put my feet on my handbag, it makes a perfect lap for my ipad. Now have both cameras on the go. Tim asked Hilde to show him how she gets her photos on the blog. They will work together on our down day. Her blog is mainly pictures, our is mainly words. We do intend to put a very small amount of photos on soon.

Overtake mini bus full of people going to KZG. Yesterday Atle though he saw the little 4wd car from CZ. Hope it was them. Hilde has a wonderful book about TJ. Tim skimmed through it after dinner last night. Three big no no’s for otravelers. It is offensive to blow your nose on a handkerchief in public, it is offensive to weary shorts – even men, and no indiscrete display of flesh. Oopps. We have offended our hosts on all three counts.

How did the first traders navigate accurately? I am watching us moving alone a road on the ipad. Ahead there are several mountain passes. From the mapping it is obvious that we take the first one and the M41 will turn that way. But how did these great people of old know? It was a shame not to have chance in Samarkand to go to the observatory. Although there is only a small amount of the telescope left, it would have been fascinating to have heard some of the history of astronomy, and the great minds who worked out the night skies. You could see the sky last night, from the outside long drop. I suppose when it rains, then it rains.

Really pleased with the way we have packed the Landy. The drawers have worked well, and the netting, although the holes are too big. Tim has lashed stuff down, to stop it flying out over us. Maybe put a car rug under the dri bags to stop them falling through. Another good reason then to buy a big blanket, we may need it to keep us warm sleeping in the roof tent in Mongolia.

First road check of the day. They go in as a double act. Will they need a bung today? No. Looked at main visa, cursory glance at GBAO, really impressed we where’d driving LRs. He put on his hat, several sizes too big, and his smile was as wide as his peak. I can see Murghab ahead. Will stop if we see anything interesting. Looking for 1m length, small diameter steel to mend arial. That’s interesting??? Men wear tall felt hats, usually white with black designs on. Surprised the other two didn’t stop and buy some.

Unidentified bird of prey. Tufts of scrubby grass in the dark sand. Still frost. Rocks all shades of browns and reds. Road to our right goes 36km, then stops. Low cloud to our left, spots of rain. Clearer ahead. As soon as Tim comments on the high quality of the roads, we crash down another pot hole. Just think it in your head from now on.

Just photographed the mountains in CHINA. They look the same. But thrilling to think we will be there in a few weeks. We will follow the border for a while. Now beginning the final ascent to the second highest road in the world, along the Ak-Baital (White Horse) pass. The road closes in. Tiny snow flakes. Reach the top. 4671m on out sat nav. We get out and take celebratory photos. It is really cold and windy. Jump back in. All down hill from here, for 70 km to Kara-Kul the highest lake in Central Asia.

Just met David, a German who has been walking for 16 months. He started out with two dogs, but one died in Greece. He have covered some of the tracks we have, but he has tried to get into Pakistan and Japan, but they wouldn’t let him in with the dog. He is now heading down to Afghanistan, and hopes to be let in. His skin was burnt, his lips blistered, his glasses held together with string. How long will he continue he does not know. He speaks very highly of the local people. He must have incredible belief in himself and trust in others. What a man. He asks about our trip, and can’t believe we are doing in in 10 weeks. “You must be driving very fast”. We are. Should have asked him how to spell Auf Weidersain.

Yellow and pink flowers mingle with frost. It’s like driving over corrugated steel. Drive slowly and it shakes you apart, drive quickly and you float over it but can lose control easily. We do a mixture. This slows us down. Even going slowly we are slewing all over. Atle and Hilde disappear along a road running parallel, we join them and make faster progress. Find the thin steel wire wrapped around the skull of a Marco Polo sheep ( we like to think). It’s a Heath Robinson affair, but it works.

Closest yet to border. Jump out and photograph each other next to it. Hope this hasn’t scupper end our chances of a visa. Tim photographs local flora. Round the corner, Atle and Hilde have stopped to help someone with clutch trouble. They are speaking Russian, but I don’t know where the registration is from. Discover it is KGZ. Strong winds are blowing dust into the car, through the closed doors. I declare an official bad hair day, and put my new hairband on. Very fetching. We are still extremely close to the border. Tim phones Martin on the sat phone. He is on M6 travelling home, it is lashing down and 6 degrees. New hairband. Gets in way of arms of glasses. Slight adjustment needed. Good we can have a stop/start day.

Not only do we have tarmac, but there are dotted lines down the middle, for 100m. We have a pow wow, and will try to cross border today. Not sure which time we are on, not sure times of border crossings. If we manage, we will spent 2 nights in Osh. Go for it.

Ahead lies Lake Kara-Kul. Just had the best time. Drove off road and onto beach. Tim and I paddled and he skimmed stones. The water was wavy and cold, but the wind had quite a chill factor. Successfully climbed back onto road, low range 2nd gear. Takes your breath away playing at this altitude. The lake is dead, and no body was swimming in it. Someone has stolen a lot of upright posts from the border fence, and at one point a set of metal gates were wide open.

Next road check right by Chinese border. Off they trot. Tim comes back for a bottle of water, and Atle comes back for a yellow foam pad. A girl cyclist is not well at all. What a shame. She had a high fever, and the guard was looking after her until someone came along who could give her a lift. The foam was to protect her bike on the top of the car which would take her back. The girl was French, and very impressed that the water was in a Volvic bottle.

It’s snowing. Weather closing in. Clouds descend. 2.6 degrees and blowing a hoolie. Soon out into sunshine again. Suddenly hit the washboard. Surface again. So drive off road. Get to unofficial border crossing, not really sure what time it is, not really sure if we can get to Osh tonight. We are all tired, smelly and hungry. Man comes along and opens door, smoking. Very rude. Asks where we are going, and did I like Pamir. I said I really did, the people were very friendly and looked after us. Good, he said, I am Pamir. Lovely man, ripped us off for $10, asking for non existent form. Customs asked if we had any heroin or guns. Next lot waved us through, we drive round a shed to the next stop. Here takes longer. The boss soldier takes them into hie office. It has glass in its windows. The foot soldiers look bored and cold. Their office has polythene at the windows. Tim comes out, challenge number 2. They should have been given a form that both Hilde and I completed in duplicate, and kept one copy. At the time we asked if the men should have one and were told no. They are being fined 200 sommi each. Not sure if we can scrape that together. Tim says he doesn’t want dollars. In the end we scrape together 340 sommi and chuck in$10. We are stamped out of TJ, and drive past two offices made out of upturned oil cans. Tim said in the first office, behind the curtain where the guards sleep, there must have been over 200 bottles of vodka. Gets very cold and lonely up here.

Welcome to Kyrgyzstan.

Drive 20k to next border control. Just a sandy track. Atle informs us it is -3.2 degrees. Slow, winding road down. Look up places to stay in Osh. Stray Gorod apartments seem the best deal, as we want to stay two nights. There is a thunderous daily Jayma Bazaar, one of Central Asia’s busiest markets. I fancy that.

Might not make it tonight. Still border control to get through and then another 217km. The Hildefender is too cold now, Atle fiddles with something under the bonnet. Weather worsens and road becoming wet and slippery. Tim has decided that it might be time to take of his shorts, and put his thermals on as it is minus 0.4 and snowing. Might have to do the same myself. Road washed away, have to ford river.

Arrive at border crossing. This has brick built offices, with glass in all the windows. The office was spotless, and well organised. We get stamped in. Mo e on to customs. Officer comes out swathed in long technical coat. Tim and Atle stand freezing and shivering. He asks about guns and drugs. “You look nice people, off you go.” No visa needed, no fuss.
The quickest of the lot. However, we were the only people.

Already the countryside looks greener, David the German had said that. Wild horses gallop away from us. I am wrapped in a car rug, toasty warm. As usual, wet is seeping into both foot wells. Bliss. Hawk-like birds of prey on every second telegraph pole, backs to the wind, shaking water off their feathers. Hard to identify them. Can’t believe we were paddling in the sunshine a few hours age. Suppose it’s all to do with geography.

People are living in gers and shepherds huts. Cant tell whether trucks or horses would pull the huts. Animals are being herded into pens for the night. We decide to push on to Osh, might as well drive through the bad weather and hope it is better there tomorrow. It also means we have the luxury of a lie in. Hilde finds somewhere with sparkling bathrooms, and to top it all, a washing machine. Head for there then. Must be warming up, the snow has turned to rain.

Not read up much about KYR, but it is meant to be one of the most beautiful countries in the world. Tim says it reminds him of Switzerland. It is also becoming a destination for tourists, so we will have seen it early on. The M41 is still the Pamir Highway. Surface is good so far, and lorries lumber along. Man walking in bare feet, carrying his shoes to keep them dry.

Hundreds of sheep being herded across the road, by man on horse. Greatly skilled. Something falls from cargo net, Tim can’t believe it after all his lashing down. Also, this is probably the best bit of road we have been on all day. Sky looking a bit brighter ahead. Six old ladies standing in a circle under six umbrellas, nattering. I think we are now 5 hours ahead of home. Won’t get dark as early, I think. Every so often, Atle slows and put on his hazard lights. Animals are wandering aimlessly down the road – dog, sheep, cows and a donkey. Whatever next? Oh, a stretched Hummer.

Just done over 10,000km. First police check point just waves us through. We haven’t got any local currency or insurance yet. Dropped over 3,000 m, and all the plastic water bottles are imploding. Can see the Uzbek border on the map again. Can’t go back in, haven’t got double entry visa.

Arriving in Osh at just before 10pm. Many shops and markets are still open. Osh is the second largest city in KYR. Car with no lights on undertakes. Pass a building with Marry Line in blue flashing lights. Shoes full of sand from lake.

Welcome to Kyrgyzstan cont…

We jiggle about a bit trying to find the Guest House, a few dead ends. Eventually see a large, ex soviet hotel. Hilde and I go in. Maybe it was lost in translation, but I don’t think so. Basically, she took one look at us in our disheveled state and decided we could not afford the best rooms, as the others were all fully booked. We had the best rooms.

Met in the bar, very late. Ordered pizza takeaway. Took over two hours. Discussed the last few days. Although the scenery was stunning, we were disappointed with the driving on the Pamir. Seen You Tube clips which seemed to indicate it was more rugged than we found it. Felt a little like a damp squib. Too tired to eat pizzas, put them in fridge.

Pamir Highway – Nearly there

Thursday 27th June 2013

Pamir Highway – nearly there

6am wake up. Can see the scenery now, sheer cliff faces rising above us. Clear morning air. Text from Mike, things from Mum’s house collected. Thanks to all involved. Have hot shower. Sue and Nigel, my birthday present came in very handy. Felt refreshed, and stomach a lot better today. Sit on balcony above river. Watch mountain goats run across ledges high above. Eat breakfast. Green tea, bread, eggs and sausages. Family fuss around us. Marco Polo sheep statues looking out over village. Spit toothpaste down nearly pristine tee shirt from yesterday. Nice look. Some of our clothes may not make it home.

This area very poor. A lot of European aid has been sent, and the Aga Khan Foundation has given money to stave off starvation. It also ensures that traditional music is kept alive. Also, many projects to bring fresh water here. Ten years ago, Tajikistan was the 30th poorest country in the world.

We are just over 9,000km from home. Nobody feels homesick, but we think about you guys from time to time!!!!! Tim asks for water ina large plastic bottle, but his Russian is not very good, and our host take it and keeps it. Oh, well. Villagers gather as we pack and prepare for another hard day’s driving. Our host wants pictures, Internet. Cross eyed boy stands entranced. He is wearing a jumper 2 years too small. We reveres on to road, and loads of people yell at us. Wrong way. Set off well before 8am. We still have over 200km to drive before the start of the Highway and border is over 700km away.

Feel a few spots of rain. Road full of people starting their day. Little girl blows a big pink bubble of gum. Sun trying to break through cloud cover. Don’t try too hard. See Afghan school. Children all sitting under two big tarps. Lens not big enough to see If one was for boys and the other for girls. Do girls go to school in Tajikistan? Must find out. As the journey continues I begin to realise something. When Tim and I were in London arranging our visas, we went to hear Michael Palin talk about his travels. I was incensed that there were only two photos of women and girls in his whole presentation. I have done exactly the same. Not through lack of trying, but because they are more reserved, and don’t come running forward for attention. Bet they are still curious though. Really glad I didn’t embarrass one of my heroes at his talk. He had even said hello to me as well.

Two foreign cyclists come towards us. They have cycled the Pamir Highway. Respect. Boy carrying painting easel. Get into 5th gear. Pass a faux Hummer. Wouldn’t really want to be driving in that so close to border. Glad ipad in protective casing. It is covered in dust, and the road so bumpy that ever few words I type it asks Undo? Don’t you dare. A few new houses built out of beautiful local stones. Older ones have plastered wall which have been painted.

Tim says we should get into the habit of flipping up the Landy steps. Road seems to be narrowing. Water in tributaries is glacial green. Water in main river looks muddy, but is full of minerals. Funny how we see more expedition cars coming towards us, than we see going our way! They have all been hermetically sealed package tours, paying passengers who are driven in air conditioned cars, who don’t smell the smells or taste the dust. I am not criticising, they will have travelled the same exhilarating route, and will go home with life changing experiences. And that is where all this started for Tim and I, on our first organised trip to Morocco, looking at the snow capped Atas Mountains and saying “We are coming back under our own steam”. And we did. Met Atle and Hilde, loads of other incredible people, and the rest is history.

No left or right on road, just travel on the best surface and pass to the right of on coming vehicles. Chinese registered lorry. Today, due to meandering borders, we are not too far from Pakistan. Connection to ipad charger a bit loose. Will keep an eye on it.

Disputes between Tajikistan and Uzbekistan centre largely to do with Samarkand. It used to belong to TJ, but was partitioned off to Uzbekistan by the Russians. TJ wants it back. Most of the people living there now are Tajik.

Petrol fro sale from plastic barrels. More spots of rain on windscreen. Some form of wagtail. Think the Riley/Williams’ will be travelling their respective ways through France by now. Small rocks fall just ahead of us from cliffs. Although Tim washed windscreen before we set off, he doesn’t want to turn on wiper. It will just smear dust all over. It would be a shame if we travel the highway in the clouds. Discussing Land Cruisers last night, Tim said he had considered buying one, but didn’t. Hilde said ” But you wouldn’t have smile when you got in, and the car wouldn’t have smiled”. Radio will be to be
rescrewed into its housing. Just lost satellite reception as we go through gulley.

Tumble Weed rolls across. Rain drops electrify bare skin, when it comes in through window. Wind blowing sand into river and into car. Over take bearded western cyclist. Where’s Rachel? At home there are lorries with the random slogan Eat More Chips. If you were to cycle here, that would be a good thing to do in preparation. Undo command appearing every few seconds now, and battery running low due to dodgy connection. Will turn off and try to find other one. Back again.

Road check. Soldier asks German, no English. Ok, auf wedersain. Can you believe it? At next check point, as Tim and Atle sign their own papers, a TJ policeman opens the driver’s door, jumps in and drives the Landy. I ask if I can take a picture of him doing so, fair swops. He says no. Man in office talks to Tim. He worked at British Embassy in Moscow in 2004. He has a Pajaro, and doesn’t like it. He asked Tim to drive back to Dushambe, sell him our Landy, and fly home. Fair swops? Atle pleased we are keeping up a good speed, 34kph. We realise we need to crack on, as their visa runs out on 29th and we don’t want this once in a lifetime experience being spoilt by anxiety.

Previous landslides we pass would have blocked this road. Tried to take picture of little girl, she looked upset. It didn’t come out very well, but she will never know that. Hope I didn’t cause offense. Delete it anyway.

Sun trying to break through again. Roads so rough, Atles’ hazard warning lights are shaken on. Three young recruits, walking along, all carrying semi automatic rifles. Thankfully they salute with a smile. Youths playing volleyball. Many more Red Cross cars going other way. We have not heard news for several days now, what is going on? Blow nose on a regular basis, otherwise can’t breathe. Also need lashings of lip balm. One good thing though. Dust keeps oily hair at bay. So no bad hair days for me.

Found it, the name of the river. Panji. Pee stop, hide in trees. Round corner there are toilets. 11am alarm, Malarone tablets with crusty bread. Reset alarm. Land Cruiser backs up for us, tanker driver pulls over. Text from bank informing us we are overdrawn. Never mind, they can’t repossess this holiday. Must have been those dollars withdrawn in Samarkand. When got Internet, we will transfer funds. Too many What the Hell Days. Many armed foot patrols this side of the river. The West have supported TJ in order to stop drug smugglers.

Gradually climbing, over 1,900m in big hills. Less than 100km to our first destination point Churog. Last chance to stock up on provisions. Must remember to eat water melon. River widening out and looks more sluggish. Coming to immense Rushon Lake. Border runs through middle. Surrounded by all this water reminds me. If I am ever on Desert Island Discs my favourite book would be Water Log by Roger Deakin. When stranded on my fictitious island I would luxuriate in the wild swimming of familiar surroundings of home.

Realise one of the issues of taking pictures of girls, they never seem to play with the boys. They are looking after younger siblings or doing household chores with their Mum. Also, school aged children of both sexes are seen throughout school hours. In general, large groups of people tend to be single sex.

Press UNDO by mistake. Only deleted one sentence. Phew. Lost the river now. Drive through prosperous village boasting a college, pharmacy and bank. All looked closed. One house had shower tent in garden with solar heated water tank on top. Just passed an airport on map, no sign of it from road. You wonder how pilots can negotiate the treacherous terrain.

We climb to over 2,000m getting closer to the snow. Worryingly, the highest peaks are in cloud. Road wet from recent rain here, so not dusty any longer. Back to the river, so lovely temperature to drive in. 19 degrees, the lowest since we left home. Maybe our air conditioning has kicked in at last!

Give Tim a loaf shaped mint to suck ( avoiding brand names here), and I have a much nicer bum hug. Tim spies a spiral water pump. Sky leaking a bit more now, so wind window up. Ineffectual blobs of tarmac dumped into potholes. Passing vehicles squeeze it all out again. Seen over a dozen touring cyclists today, and two bikers. Old man collecting nuts into his hat. Four UN cars appear in Atle’s mirror. We let them pass and they tear ahead.

Is it coincident that on our two big trips so far I have had a damaged knee. I did not drive on the first one, and have not driven so far on this. To be fair, I am waiting for an operation which I deferred in May. Tim says the throttle is very heavy, and the vibrations from the road will really set my knee back. I would be nervous driving the Beast. But looking on the positive side. What an achievement for Tim at the end of the trip, when he will have driven halfway around the world.

Atle’s attitude has helped us all through some scary moments. He never admits there is a problem, there is only a challenge. OK, we are rich westerners who can sometimes throw money at it. But also, he trusts people are good and willing to help. He is collecting new best friends in each country. He also is not daunted, outwardly. We came to do the Pamir Highway, so we are doing it. If we overstay our visa, we will get someone to help us sort it out. He carries us all along with him, outwardly. Sometimes we may question and doubt. Thank goodness for beta blockers.

“Keep Distance” orders an eagle on the wheel cover of the car in front. All the UN cars were rushing to catch a plane, at the large international airport of Sheghnan to our right. Next stop Kandahar? Nope. They speed past us a little later.

Heating up again. Diesel costing 90p a litre. Tim pays in local Somoni, £40. Atle asks how much in dollars $400. Nice try Mr TJ. Disaster. One of the large bottle of beer in their fridge has sprung a leak. Khorog is reached in time for lunch. A large town with a Youth Centre. Try to find Tourist Information, have to drive through Central Park. Don’t find it,so drive on. Eat on the go again, nuts and dried fruit. 530km to border, so know we will have at least four more hours driving today. If we get up early tomorrow, we may make it by nightfall. Less pressure on Saturday 29th, visa day. Next trip, we will all apply for the longest visa possible for each country. This had brought real pressure.

Didn’t stop for provisions as discussed, so will look out for bread shop. Still haven’t decanted honey from original pot, so fridge will be sticky. Photo opportunity for the first vehicle to make it over the Pamir Highway. This is it, the real highway. Stuff of dreams.

We have moved away from Panj River and Afghan border. Turn north towards Kyrgyzstan. Large tunnels built as protection from landslides. Looking for a picnic spot, need a bio break. But get stopped by another road check. One guy says we have not got this province on our visa. We counted seven, and we have seven on our visa. He then didn’t like the number plates being so high up, but they have always been there. He told us we face a fine of 100$ further on because of the missing province. So why didn’t he give us an on the spot fine? Oh, maybe the 10$ bung helped. C’est la vie.

The map shows that we will climb steadily from here, running along the base of several mountain ranges and over some spectacular passes. The highest point looks to be 4655m. Need to look our for any altitude issues.

Especially for Will. The river running to our left is the Gunt River. Huge towering cliffs loom ahead. We see large overland vehicle from Germany, the first proper foreign registered car since Turkey. This area is very impoverished. Stooks of grass drying on rooftops. Shells of cars by road side. One enterprising boy had set up a car wash, with a hose pipe, squirts it towards Tim and laughs. 2425 m, nearly as high as the highest mountain in Norway, we are reliably informed from behind. Must be getting cooler, Tim winds his window up.

The road surface here is better than we have had before, but it has to be good enough for the large lorries using it. Start painted on the road, start of what. Lady signals for us to move out and not drive over her soapy carpet. Precarious little wooden foot bridge spans river. UN office in a wagon. First yurt in TJ. Must be carpet washing day, or new carpets need washing before they are ready.

9,400km. No they are going too fast. We don’t want this journey to end too soon. We all discussed this last night. Mountain hare? Very pale, large ears and black stripe along its tail. They had been saying our CB reception was lousy. May have just found the reason – the top of arial is missing. Wonder when that happened? They have a small one which we can use. 53 lorries, several cars and us are held up by excavations ahead. Wonder how long we will be here? Haven’t see 53 lorries pass us, so they must have been waiting for ages. Guys at the front say come and join us. Mums placating young children, toddler banging stones together, man with huge purple growths all over one side of his face. Everybody is wearing coats.

Have to move back for car coming down. Tim walks ahead, to find a collapsed bridge. Even the Landies could not get through. All get out of cars. Many Chinese lorry drivers bringing trade through on the old Silk Route. One tip toes to car, nods a lot, touches it and puts thumbs up. A local van tries to get up, but he slithers down. Someone puts a brick behind his back wheel. We all mingle. Two of the women with children walk in front of car taking pictures on phone. They take a sneaky one of the Beast, and I burst out laughing, and wag my finger at them. They laugh too, an international language. I point my camera at them, they pose.

Gradually their children shyly creep round. I ask if I can photograph them, then all the cousins arrive. A Dad starts talking in English. He tells me his daughters can speak. He is very proud of them, and we start a conversation. Good job I know what questions and answers an EAL child will know. We swop email addresses, but I am not sure theirs is correct. The older girl attends the Lycée Aga Khan.

Finally the men at the top beckon us. Low range and first gear we forge a track over. It is a shame the people who have been waiting the longest will not get through yet, and the lorries will be there even longer. Good old Land Rover.

So much for our plan of stopping at 6pm. We could camp, we have provisions for a meal, water and more importantly toilet paper. But we need more km under our belt today, and at the moment it would not be dangerous driving this road in the dark. So we press on. Hold our breath as we go over each subsequent bridge. I wonder if the bridge was just washed away, it looked more like it had collapsed under the weight of one of the lorries. Hope no one was injured.

Another digger is on its way. Surprisingly, nothing overtakes us for a long time. (I might quantify how long later. It is now 18.30). Smacman lorry trundles past. My neck scarf has dried out and gone all crispy. Gorge flattens out. Now at 3,900m. Some serious climbing ahead, round twisty bends. 4,000m. Now this part here might be a bit dodgy to drive in the dark. Would want the Hildefender with its battery of spotlights to lead. Man on a donkey, probably the safest form of transport in the terrain.

Look at the snow, so close we could get out and touch it. But no time. That is the pity. We were held up, so now are on catch up.No visible habitation or livestock up here. No birds even. Keep stopping for photo opportunities, wind nearly snatches door off. Chilly 8 degrees outside, so heater on inside. Press on. We have been up for 13 hours, driving for 11 with a little rest for collapsed bridge. But adrenaline is a wonderful thing. Due to turn left in 12k, so there may be somewhere to stop then.

Amazing to think people drive this route every day in a wide variety of vehicle-for work or to visit family. To them it is just another road in TJ. An Aga Khan Foundation vehicle comes towards us and flashes. He does a lot of good for the people in the Pamir. This road must be closed due to snow during the winter. How do goods and people get transported then?

The road off to our right leads to the Chinese border, another spine tingling moment. Quite weird being the only ones on the road. Dusk. Big step up onto tarmac. A solitary car approaches. 20.00 and no one overtaken yet. Pass two cars, one broken down. Stop and ask if they ok. They put thumbs up. Someone is underneath the lead car, which looks as if someone has needed to work on it since the soviet days.

Sign says we are 10k from somewhere. Never see it. Drive past a salt lake, no city and no Mormons in sight. Where is Donny when you need him? Next we should pass Stinking Lake. Trying to head to Alichur, where apparently there is a very good fish restaurant. Won’t be locally caught then. There seems to be a Home Stay 16km away, so we head for that. Atle leads with the more powerful lights. That would be the Stinking Lake to our left then. Poor Tim is feeling rough today. Wonder if he will force himself to eat dinner?

Forgot about the wet clothes we put Ina dri bag yesterday. They won’t be dry, but they may be stinking. Again we drive in the dark and arrive in the dark. Get out our Alpaca jumpers from Peru, and Tim waers his hat from the shores of Lake Titikaka. Find another Home Stay – Shoira Homestay in Alichur. Shoira, her husband and daughter own and run it. If you are ever passing, do drop in. We had a large room, five beds and a large area which we thought was a bed, but we were offered dinner on it. We ate in the dining room, salted fish, finally got to try Plov, soup and bread. None of us was feeling great. We ordered breakfast and headed to bed. Noticed the clock on the wall. I thought it had stopped, but somewhere yesterday we had lost an hour. Had to reschedule breakfast. Climbed into very springy beds with the heaviest, most beautiful blankets.

Oh! The lorries from the collapsed bridge? They started trundling past in the middle of the night.

Pamir Highway here we come

Wednesday 26th June 2013

Pamir Highway, here we come

 

Well, three out of the four of us have upset stomachs. Guess which one could still eat curry for breakfast? (Metaphorically speaking). Atle mends his fan, we clear out rubbish from car. Throw out 3 eggs from home, milk, courgettes, onions and potatoes from Austria. Found melted chocolate, put in fridge as we may need it later. Should have started our anti malaria tablets two days ago. Oh well, start them now. Stock up on water, fizzy drinks and water melon. Might feel like eating some this evening. Tried to ask stall holder if she baked the bread herself, but still none the wiser. Arms keep sticking to storage box, so cover with towel. Unfastened my trousers to relieve pressure on my stomach, hope I don’t do a Margaret!!!

Choose the longer, quicker route to get to Chorug, but may not get there today after late start. Drive out of Dusanbe, the heat is really intense. Road surface is smooth, and we are all very grateful. See little brushes for sale on side of road, may stop and buy one. Tajikistan has better relationships with Russia, so diesel is easily available. Take picture of Tajik boy who sold us some Sprite. His friends join him, and hold Tajik flag in front of them. Guy walking along with hat made our of a few twigs with leaves on. Cow eating grass on a grave, needs must. Just driven through Boston, must be travelling faster than we thought.

Climbing steeply already. Stop to check temp of Hildefender. Tim wants to leave me in car with faulty hand brake on big hill. He might not need that new wedding ring if he does. Lada with double wardrobe on roof. Breakdown lorry helping stranded motorist at top of big climb. Every now and then, people have scratch out a bit of dirt and planted a few tomatoes, sun flowers …… Taking regular sips of water. Use your engine braking, as the signs say in France.

It could be cold at night on the highway. We have invented a new tongue twister – we have packed our soft shelled fleeces. Thank you all the Turkish road crews who built this road. People walking up !!!! Road side food smells delicious. Off-road to take photos of hydro electric lake. 100m round the corner is a picnic spot. 8% climb ahead, tarmac intermittent now, so eating dust. Shah Shah tunnel 2232m long. Drive slowly Tim, it is dark, and cool and shady. Feeling a bit better, sip some Coke. Steady on Daisy, don’t step out. Signs say Emergency exit point = failure brake of car. Sphincter muscle failure in any language. 42 degrees.

More people riding horses than we have seen before. Beautiful foal trotting behind its mum. Can’t waste drinking water to clean sticky hands or the Coke off my pristine tee shirt. Farmers sifting wheat by hand. (Winnowing?). Westerner with a map, talking to local. Booted Eagle – bootiful. Bit disconcerting the number of Red Cross and UN vehicles we are coming across. Has something kicked off that we don’t know about?

Boy using sparkly bag to shade himself from sun. Why do people in any settlement push their rubbish over a cliff? To keep archeologists in business? Tailor outside his house with old Singer sewing machine.

Cars getting very hot as we continue to climb, so slow down when necessary. Pass camouflaged tanks. We stop. We start again, creeping towards Afghanistan. We both put fan heater on. Atle turns air con off and opens windows. Welcome to our world. Just short of 2,000 m we reach the top. At road check we see four expedition cars, with paying customers. Very cultivated and green on this plateau. We bimble along, soaking up the atmosphere. Donkey carrying raw cotton, as opposed to cooked! Several signs for School Feeding Station, didn’t know Citiserve delivered here. (You have to have worked in Birmingham to get that one)

This is a f***ing amazing drive yells Tim. (sorry Ned). It is. Driving along dried up river beds you can imaging what they are like in spring, with the glacial melt water thundering through. Further along the highway is a lake which was formed by an earthquake, in 1911. If there is another of the same strength, the water would crash down in torrents, as far as Iran. The biggest natural disaster yet.

Cows licking salt from the rocks. We follow a lorry for ages, before getting an opportunity to overtake. Turn a corner AND THERE IS AFGHANISTAN. It looks just as I imagined it would. We off road and take photographs. Are there Taliban watching us now. Hope they don’t think I always wear coke stained tee shirts. Atle makes a phone call. Lorry sneaks past. Landies really in their element, and us. We cut a corner and get in front of lorry. Tajikistan spends 40% of its GDP on protecting its borders against drug running.

Creep down to valley. We have to back up to let lorry through. More Toyota Land Cruiser come up the other way. Advisable to stay on road if you want to avoid the land mines. Bleached Red Hot Pokers. We see a tall watch tower, manned. Get to Tarmac and use 4th gear. The hairs on the back of our necks stand up, as we think thousands of our troops are not far away. Haven’t looked at time, listened to music or measured our progress once today. It has been so thrilling.

Level with river now. Villages on either side. What do these villagers know of the war? Does it impact on their lives. Can the children swim safely? Lots of sums daubed on walls, answers are all wrong. Will have to come back to teach maths. Come to junction, take right turn. Sign saying no lorries, we follow it across a make shift bridge. Splash through stream. Startled donkeys dance in front of car. A new bridge is being built across the river, there is a Tajik flag on our side and an Afghan one on other. A barrier is across the middle a UNESCO tent is near by. Level with river again, very fast flowing. Must find out it’s name, as it flows on to become the biggest river in Central Asia. See first waterfall in weeks. Atle and Hilde must be reminded of home. Tarmac. Afghans on other side, just ordinary shepherds tending their flocks, one on a donkey. Natural features become man made borders. Do Afghan sheep make Afghan wool? Get so close to Afghan it feels as if you could reach out and touch it.

Are these Turkish road workers? We wait whilst they let a lorry come up, TJ car pushes in front of Atle and this makes it hard for the lorry. Lorry honks at car. Footpaths zig-zag down cliffs opposite, to Taliban camps and crossings. Spent so much time eulogising about other side, need to mention this side is as awesome. Young Tijik soldiers taking photos of each other.

So dusty following Atle, we lead. They can keep their windows shut. Get sprayed from waterfall our side. A discarded red headscarf is is the only colour in this rocky landscape.
Tajik soldier with binoculars trained across the gorge. Mind the roundabout, pile of stoned heaped in middle of road. Next road check soldier is putting fuel into tank through plastic bottle. Temperature drops dramatically every time we drop down to the river.

Woman carrying bread the size of lorry wheels on her head. Feeling a bit hungry now, but will be careful what I eat tonight. All the babies being taken out for a walk in the coolness of the evening. Not seen any joggers today.

It’s getting dark now. Huge moths are illuminated by head lights. Youths stroll along, some carrying lights. Stop 2km from village to check out where we can stay. Very exciting. Arrive in Kalaikhum. Crossed a raging tributary and was greeted by man saying Home Stay. You come. We followed him. Rooms on several level, self composting loo and shower with hot water. Large H&S posters educating people in personal hygiene, and how to use ash from burnt clothing to deal with human waste. We are all sleeping on roll mats in single room. Dump our stuff and go to local restaurant. I am ravenous, so have a bowl of delicious soup with barley, meat and veg. Just the job. Atle and Tim have main course of rice, pasta and meat. They say it is delicious. The Mentalist is on TV. Give my beer to Tim, and I drink his green tea.

We try to use satellite phone, but too slow. Chatted with Matt and Rachel, they are running out of time preparing for their expedition. Know the feeling. Clean teeth and climb into liners. Don’t need our soft shelled fleeces. The breeze is cooling, the river crashes just outside the window. We are 200m from Afghanistan, in Tajikistan. Best day’s transportation driving ever.

Tajikistan begins

Tuesday 25th June 2013

We have to be out of Uzbekistan today, but we don’t really want to. Shower in a box comes in handy. Crowd of men and youths come out of local houses to have a nose. Somehow our steering wheel makes everybody laugh. The Landie is full of dust, everything is dirty and we chew grit. Hilde has a clean white top on, I brought nothing white. A young man thrusts a warm flat bread in to my hand, but he will not accept payment thrust into his. It is delicious. Eat prison breakfast, bread and water. Drive out of compound,7.30am, into a bustling town. We are now really on the steppes of Central Asia. It is fantastic. People have darker skin and their eyes are becoming narrower. Everyone who smiles or talks to us flashes a mouthful of gold. We see dozens of rollers and LBJ’s with crested heads. Can you look them up for us Martin please? The plains roll away, animals are being grazed and wheat harvested by hand.

We get stopped by road check point. They look at papers and say we are not allowed to go this way. All look at maps. They want us to go back to junction with road to Afghanistan, go done it to Tebriz, back up again. We have not got time. Want to be through border this morning, gain half a day. Guard makes a phone call. He does not refuse money thrust into his hand. Result. First time we had to bribe in 8000kms. Travel on some fantastic tarmac. Drive through bustling markets, saw a little boy going to school and two large colleges. All the rivers are dry, just stoney beds. Bottled water for sale all along roadside, large water melons and bread.

Arrive at border by 10.20 am. Good mornings drive. Blimey, even I break into discussion about Manchester United now. Tim finds a solitary City supporter. Boy offers to wash car, tragic waste of precious water me thinks. Tim and Atle negotiate a diesel deal. Cheeky boys hang onto doors, took their photos. Best not take picture of shepherd’s hut here though. We wait, in heat in car. Tim says this is the first time it would be an advantage for him to wear a wedding ring, they expect to see him with one. I said we should get him one, and he agreed. Tim and Atle talk to Tajik man who has lived in Norway, and bought a LT registered car in Italy. Swop contact details. We ask about GBAO pass for Norwegians. He lives in Dushanbe, we can follow him and he will help. So that blind beggar has been miraculously cured. Praise be. People in car in front start clearing boot. Hope we don’t have to clear car.

Have slight scare over currency. Had to plead ignorance, refill form and say sorry. Then Uzbek lady was lovely. Chatted to Turkish driver, everyone was helpful and smiling. Haven’t seen carbon paper for a long time. Don’t know temp, bit we all melting. Get into Tajikistan at 13.12, just under three hours. Don’t think Atle will be able to get his GBAO permit today, we will find a hotel, rest, get clean and have a nice meal out in Dushanbe.

Just heard from Cornlanders. They are off to the mountains, looking for bears. Great to hear from family, we have a free afternoon, so may have chance to Skype. Tim has just admitted, I’d there was a swimming pool he would jump in. Poor boy, he must be hot.

Paddy fields, straw hats, snow capped mountains, more dust but new roads are being built. Large industrial plant belching acrid smoke. Ice cold rivers from mountains. Chocking on lorry fumes, we can’t get passed. Everywhere there is water, the children are glistening. Stones mark central reservation. Lorry spraying water on road to lay the dust. Onions and apples for sale. Man walking over river on pipe. Tim excited when he see land Rover Discovery 4. People waiting at bus stops, but I see no buses.

Back into a big capital city. Trolley buses. Large apartment blocks, and more being built. Good to be arriving in daylight. Range Rover Evoke, whatever next. Shady boulevades. Wedding boutiques. Parks and fountains and monuments. Arrive at Hotel Tajikistan, full of UN delegates. Our cars are dirtier than theirs.

The Red Cross Discovery parked next to us has a No Guns sticker on windows. Walk into swankiest hotel in the capital of Tajikistan looking like extras from Crocodile Dundee, and we most probably smell a little too. Never mind, our money is as good as anyone’s. Go to bar. I do not feel too good, so go for a lie down. Mr Fix It takes Tim and Atle to get their GBAO and it is sorted instantly. Mr Fix It now Atle’s NBF.

All scrub up well and put our glad rags on. Hilde spoils her sophisticated ensemble by sticking cartoon plasters on her mossie bites. Go out for very disappointing Lebanese dinner, the local wine especially. Did I mention the Belly Dancer? Atle says she is a local girl just jigging about the room. All desperate for down time, but we haven’t got space in our schedule in Tajikistan. Also, suddenly realised that we have hardly spent a moment on our own for weeks, need to build in some me time. All admit to fears before starting out, and none of us thought we would make it, even this far. But we have, bit battered and bruised, but know a lot more about ourself now. Hear 4 lads talking English, but taxi arrives so no time to talk.

We are all extremely tired and head to our rooms. Face time Esme and Claire, want to find out what Esme thought of her new teacher, Mrs Hill. She wouldn’t tell anyone, so we just nattered anyway. Texted Rachel who was still at uni, got her reply in the morning. Very hard beds.

Long drive to Samarkand

Sunday 23rd June

Up at 6 but not first down for breakfast. Neck scarves lovely and cold. Still full from last night, so take some for lunch. Is it in Turkmenistan that bread is sacred? Chocolate cake goes into fridge. Will be glad to change clothes. No Internet, no visa payment here either. Good roads out of Mari, but Turkish biker had warned us about the many speed traps. We crawl along smooth Tarmac at 40kph, very frustrating when we have so far to go and another border crossing today. Go along the wrong side of a railway line a turn round. Tim follows a man who knows where he is going. He does, an army barracks!!! We were given a map and strict instructions yesterday. We can only travel on designated roads, and this certainly isn’t one of them. Armed soldier comes towards us, Tim takes out a map, plenty of gesticulation goes on and Tim returns to the car. No idea what he said.

Get back on track. Many local people getting caught by speed cameras. We crawl along. People stand on road, waiting to be picked up. Two ladies decoration a wedding car. Fresh produce brought from gardens to be sold in lay byes – water melons, tomatoes. Man has caught several fish from eddies. Large modern buildings, curved, with lush green lawns and golden statues. Then back in desert. Road condition deteriorates, but able to drive faster than on Tarmac. Birds of prey take off from sand dunes, little white mammal skitters across road. Stop for break. Pee on same trouser. Crawl up to road block, but they stay in shade and wave.

Road goes on and on, mirages appear and dry up before we ever reach them. Our tyres are very skittish in the ruts. Refreshments in a yurt at lay by. Cows, camels and two hobbled donkeys. Overtake lorry from border yesterday. Drive through Repetek Nature Reserve, see a lizard. Can’t take your eyes off road surface for a second. Sand dunes held in place by cut rushes. Big fast cars overtake us, they obviously know the roads.

Not a solitary person in landscape. The better the road, the more speed traps. Cross wind keeps speed down anyway, and the camel who meanders across. Munch sacred bread. Vibrations shaking ipad, it keeps asking if I want to delete? Don’t you dare!!! I wonder what is round this slight bend – oh, more desert. Haven’t had any desserts for weeks. Old Soviet lorries in military green, a coach, carrying tourists? Stretch legs. Coke ran out yesterday. People have been navigating the desert and travelling along this Silk Route without sat navs for generations. How clever are they?

Only 27k from Turkmenabat. Learnt from last town, no road signs or directions, so find mapping on ipad. Eeekkkkk,,, can see border at Farap. Also see ladies with legs and arms out, might try it myself when I ever change inti clean clothes. Large industrial city. Long goods trains. Some roads do not allow lorries, and the surfaces are silky smooth. Golden statues of president , why don’t they spend the money on infrastructure?

Arrive at first check point. Recon it will take 20 minutes and 20$. We’ll see. Another guard laughs at steering wheel. “Good morning, good morning, good morning teacher.” Must still have chalk dust on my clothes. Drive across a bailey bridge floating in fast flowing river. Locals overtake giddily.

Samarkand is tantalisingly close. Over the border is Uzbekistan, second of the Stans. Towns of Bukhara, Nawaiy, Kattaqorghan then the fabled city of Samarqand.

We now know to drive past the lorries parked up. Our irate friend from yesterday is in the queue. He sees us, smiles and waves. Lunch hour different from yesterday, so we have to wait 20 minutes. Have some food, including chocolate cake from breakfast interesting. We change the Iranian rials that I found in my fanny pack last night. 50,000 ums. Or is it errs? It take two and a half hours to get through. Turkmenistan border no problem. This customs room is much better than the concrete box we sweated in on entry. Having insisted on the carnet to get our car in, they did not bother with it to get it out.

Uzbek side had computers. We had our temperature taken, to make sure we were well enough to enter. A guard walked around wearing a blue medical coat and latex gloves. Drugs I suppose. Uzbek guard spoke French, so Tim did sterling work translating. The guard was concerned that we only had until 25th to get out. We discussed which border to cross at, as he had to write it on the form. Decide to go hell for leather to Samaqand tonight, as we have hotel booked. Then only half day sight seeing, and move on tomorrow afternoon. Shame, but we all agree. Watch swallows flying in and out of the large hall, bringing food to their chicks. Foot passengers, women with children, have to wait whilst we and the lorry drivers go through. Customs did not want to empty our car, thank goodness. Buy insurance, show passports and this young guard says “England. Rooney”. Drive through gates into Uzbekistan.

Another country. So close, but so different. Uzbeks seem to be trying to improve roads. Faster speeds, couldn’t see any speed limit signs, and no police traps. Yet. Much greener scenery, still flat. Same utilitarian houses, one storey. Personalised by owners, different garden produce and flowers growing. People still helpful and curious. Sunday evening, little markets set up in parking bays and side streets. Man carrying scythe Tino would approve of. Barefoot man walking along stony hard shoulder. Difficulty in finding diesel, one attendant put some benzine in, the stopped. Large queues for fuel on other side, but we press on. Two storey houses, wrought iron pergolas with vines growing over. Little children with buckets of water, splashing in the puddles.

Stop to get another frozen bottle of water from fridge. Also drink last of fresh orange and apple juice from home. Delicious. Get stopped at check point. Apparently there was s stop sign which everybody else went through, but we should have stopped. The police asked for vodka, but Tim explained we had just come from Iran. They understood. We got away without paying a bung too.

Mountains appear to our right. 36 degrees at 8.30pm. People coming out in the cooler evening. Can smell freshly cut grass and bbqs. Mountains to our left now. Large silver moon in the sky, nearly full. Wedding party in large hall all strewn with fairy lights.

We drive on. Tim is looking to see where the road is, and I am looking out for vehicles without lights, cyclists and pedestrians. It is hard work. Then our indicators fail. Atle and Hilde have to fill their tank from the jerry can. We arrive in Samarqand and find the Grand Samarqand Hotel with a little local help. It is gone 11 pm. Dinner consists of beer, bread and almonds. The rooms are cold, the beds comfy and we crash out.

Back to the future!!

Saturday 22nd June 2013

Atle and Hilde have to get out of Iran today. We are 500m from the border with Turkmenistan, but don’t know how long it will take to get through. Then a long day’s drive, out the other side (if borders open) and on to Samarkand. Very mythical city from the old Silk Route, we can’t wait. Realised last night, the desert we drove through yesterday was the great Salt Desert, one of the largest in the world.

Potentially we lose another one and a half hours today. I am not coping with heat very well.

Two minute journey to border crossing. Six and a half hours to get through. Iranians checked us out in one and a half. Hilde and I take our headscarves off. Change our Iranial rials, get right royally ripped off by woman with bad teeth and big smiles. Ho hum. At sheepdip, guard barks at us – realise he is asking if we have a dog on board. Turkmen border procedure long winded, hot and had one hour break for lunch. Talked to Turkish biker who planned to do Nord Cap from Russia next summer. Hilde and I were kept apart from the men. We kept seeing them scurrying about to different buildings clutching forms. Then they searched the cars, pulling most things out and opening boxes. Think they were looking for guns. TIR lorries were being searched underneath. One driver got very agitated when he thought we were being dealt with before him, he had a very loud voice. Soldiers just laughed and ignored him. Eventually put everything back in, drank copious amounts of water and drove off. We know people who have been to Iran, but not anybody who has been to Turkmenistan.

Stopped at the first services to catch our breath and have a bit to eat. Drew a crowd. Long drop squat toilet. Peed on trousers. Knew we would never make the border today, so planned to stay in Uchal. Didn’t get there. The roads were full of pot holes and craters. At road block we were pulled over. Tim’s tilley blows off, he chases it down road. Had to show passports and insurance papers. Cheeky soldiers asked for cigarettes, cologne and to look under the bonnet. I couldn’t reach across. They laughed at the steering wheel on the wrong side. Asked where we had come from, would love to have had a map of Europe to show them our route.

Every time Tim shows his passport, every policeman, border guard or soldier says Manchester United – you like? No, Manchester City, and they laugh. They all support United.

Turkmenistan is supposed to be the most soviet like of all the Stans. Certainly, all the house are the same, one storey brick built. People were growing vegetables. Women wear brightly coloured long dresses and headscarves. This country is 90% desert, and the wind was blowing most of it into our car. People spend 90% of their life sweeping off streets and out of their homes. The irrigation system has caused an ecological disaster, and 40% of the water evaporates before it reaches the intended crops. Rivers are being drained and seas depleted. Spotted bee eaters and avocets.

Atle and Hilde have a couple of electrical issues with the car, but we continue. We don’t want to be driving on these roads in the dark, so decide to stay at Mari. Several bridges have collapsed, so the road goes around them. Why did they need the bridge then? Several holes are so big, even we may disappear forever. We can hear everything thumping down as we crash land, and stuff from the cargo net flies free. Need to rearrange when we can. Atle especially disappointed we won’t get to Samarkand today, but we placate him with the thought of a beer.

Roads improve as we approach Mari. Then, as so often has happened, there is a detour on the edge of the town. Sat nav has no idea where we are and our maps are not detailed enough. Once again, people come to the rescue. Two lads point we are going the wrong way. (How do they know where we are heading?) As we turn around, a whole family come running out of their garden. Welcome. They understand we are looking for a hotel and point the way. Get stuck again, go into a garage and a pump attendant jumps in a car and escorts us, lights flashing all the way. We pull up at a swanky hotel (we are getting wise to this). Hilde runs in, and out again. Good news. They have rooms, dinner, breakfast and BEER!!! All run in, sign in and down the best ice cold bottle of beer ever.

Over dinner of soup and goulash we talk to Canadian. He is here on business. Amazed by our journey. Should we have air con installed. Skull caps and fur hats for sale in foyer. Sit in bar and chat. Hopefully, long transportation days will be over soon. We all look forward to stopping for a picnic lunch and making a coffee or tea. But we still pinch ourselves and can’t quite believe what we are doing. Glad we doing the blog – I have finished my Moleskin book – because sometimes we don’t know what day it is or what country we are in. Put neck scarves in fridge overnight.

Cornwall crew spent last two days hiking in Transylvania.

Samarkand and beyond

Monday 24th June 2013

Four weddings and a funeral (well three actually)

We didn’t set an alarm, and woke at 8.30. Ran around and beat the others down to breakfast – just. I felt jet lagged, but came round after food and copious amounts of black tea. We decide to contact the travel organiser, a charm lady who answers all our questions. We wait for the guide, drinking more tea and planning yet again. We will only have half a day here, and plan to do some driving tonight.

Our guide arrives. We faff around for a while, but also track down some diesel, where the bank is and where to stay tonight on the way to the border. Imranah our guide suggests we take one of our cars, then we show her inside. She flags down a minibus which will take us all and stay with us all day (after the driver has dropped his wife off at her sister’s).

We have an amazing whistle stop tour of Samarkand. She shows us the up town part with new buildings. In the Soviet days, apartments only had one bedroom. Now they are being built with two. Mr Stalin did a lot of good for Uzbekistan. A lot of reconstruction work was carried out on the famous mosques, but the insides of some have not been touched. In shady garden we see birds, Myna. We were shown the campaign routes of tamberlaine, and fantastic art, ceramic and needlework pieces. The sense of history, mixing of cultures and achievements in sciences, such as astronomy, was mind blowing. Imranah is fiercely proud of her religion, her country, it’s history and stresses the fact that it is a soviet state, not Islamic. We are proper tourists, walking round gawping, taking pictures, buying gifts. We stop for a quick beer, Atle and Hilde lounge on a large day bed, fashioning their camel hair hats. Whole families ask to have their photos taken with us, and we joined a wedding party in the mosque. Drive through families gathering for a funeral, the women wearing traditional mourning clothes in blue with white headscarves. The person must have died before 10 am today.

The journey back to the hotel is a mad dash. We have to get dollars, apparently the National Bank had moved premises. Screech to halt outside new one. Cashier had been in England earlier this year. Done the London Eye, Madam Tusseus, visited Stratford and Bath. I wondered if our tour guides were as fervent about their country and culture as Imranah.

We buy some locally produced French wine and beer. No time for Hilde to buy a dress. Back to hotel before 4pm when the cash card reader goes off line, and get the cars filled with diesel brought in jerry cans. Ate a late lunch, get involved with two more weddings. No marriages can take place during Ramadan, which is coming up soon.

Sorry to be leaving Samarkand so soon. We have all been reading it for so long during the years of planning. When we come back we will fly in, and not visit on a Monday when the 500 year old market is closed.

Leave later than planned, Hildefender starts first time and drive into the sunset. We said we would not drive at night again, but manage to navigate two mountain ranges, through sand storms kicked up by Atle, over appalling surfaces and negotiating roads that petered out. Several checkpoints, and on guard pointed his stick at the back mudflap, which was hanging off. It’s now in the back of the Landie. This is at a junction. Left is our route, right is to Afghanistan. We turn left. Send way point on Yellow Brick. 23k to go. The journey has been frightening, but exhilarating. What a buzz.

Stayed at Boysun in hostel. We believed it had no hot water, but in fact the beautiful en suite was not yet plumbed in and the toilets were outside. Running water came from a stand pipe. Beds were fine. Owner took us across the road, and woke up the owner of the cafe. Her child was asleep on the huge day bed, Wives and Daughters was on the TV, and fantastic beer served in Pyrex cups with hearts and flowers on. Discuss if it fair to judge a whole country and its people whilst just passing through for two days? I thought not. So glad we started on this journey towards the border tonight. Crept out without waking the owner.

It would have been great to see the scenery, but it will still be there in the morning. Inshallah.

Final Day in Iran?

Friday 21st June 2013

Wake early as planned. Breakfast early as planned. Don’t leave early as planned, the Hildefender won’t start. Atle weaves his usual magic on it and solves the challenge, alarm will not send fuel to engine. Fancy electronic cars! We change plans, as we are leaving later. Won’t go to Ashqabad, so no beer. Head straight to Mashhad, the pilgrimage Centre of Iran, so no beer.

Climb another 900 m. Scrubby grass and thorny trees. Rolling clouds over mountains. Stop for fuel. Man talks to Isabel, welcome to Iran. Finds out she is from England. “God bless your Queen. Queen Victoria”. Both sat navs say turn right, but the on board map shows turn left. Fancy electronic gizmos. Need to check which country we need malaria tablets for. Climb higher, large plateau, no trees here. Shame we are missing detours to see famous sights/sites, but we now fully realise we are visa driven and all have different deadlines. So if we want to stay together we have to forge ahead. Hilde is a harsh task master.

Stony desert now. Houses and mosques being built out of mud. Little boy on back of motor scooter, wearing Ronaldo shirt. 39 degrees in afternoon. Stop often to get cold water from fridge. Rationing the Coke. Miles and miles of windy, dusty conditions. Play silly games to keep each other awake – I spy something beginning with S, guess this tune Isabel is tapping out on the dashboard, and my head with an empty bottle. I am rubbish. Definitely a transportation day. I fill my Tilley hat with water to cool my head down.

See camels grazing, so must be in the desert. Just driven 7,000km since leaving home. Can’t believe we will be in the first of the Stans tomorrow. Dead fox (desert). Atle asks several times during the day “How many foreign number plates have you seen?” And the answer is always the same. We still have millions of Iranian Rials, what can we spend them on as we can’t take them out of the country? Are there underground wells here, wheat is growing and there are fountains of water bubbling up in huge concrete troughs. A police caravan, several steps up from their usual hut or even portakabin. The thousands of photograph displayed in every village, town and city must be fallen heroes. Iran/Iraq war perhaps?

Maybe the Landy is full of flies because of the forgotten courgettes. Have to have windows open, and Isabel’s scarf keep blowing off. Asked her this morning if she minded wearing it. She said no, but it made her neck hot and squished her hair flat. Whole family on scooter. CB crackles “Who would like a beer so cold that condensation is running down the outside?”

We stop at services. Full of families, pilgrims going to Mashhad this holiday weekend. There is a large pond with paddle boats in. We buy frozen water and lollies like Magnums. Yum. We attract a large crowd, who want pictures of the car, themselves and us. Decide not to go to Mashhad, we would probably not get a hotel room anyway. Feel ok to carry on near to border, and maybe even cross tonight. Will have to wash the cars before we can get into Turkmenistan, by law. What would they make of Hereford or Cornwall mud?

Not many people travelling in our direction now. Light is softer, temp cooling down and we are dropping below 1,000m for the first time since we entered Iran. Will be a bit of a shock if we leave tonight, not prepared for it. May stay in Sarakhs. See when we get there. Only 100km from an old Soviet Bloc country. More military presence as we near the border. Run out of fuel in main tank, on steep hill. Fill from extra tank. Atle says hurry up, he wants a pint across border.

Sun suddenly goes down. Shepherds here have very weather beaten faces, and look different from other Iranians in dress as well. Stop for last fill up, the lads spill fuel out of each tank. We decide to press on to the border. Hard driving at night. Drive up to border post, SHUT. Never mind, we had driven past the swanky looking Hotel Doosti. They have rooms. The place is like many hotels we have come across – stunning looking from the outside and a time warp inside. But we look at a fascinating scrap book with notes, photos and momentos from people who have stayed previously. Many of them are cycling the Silk Route.

Sit in parlour drinking tea. No Internet, so can’t update blog tonight. Shame as we have just caught up with ourselves.